A cheese connoisseur in a local town was accused of murdering his wife in their local Cottage. The police identified him as a Mr. Colby Jack, thanks to the help of his brother Monterey. Locals in the town described him as an immoral muenster. Mr. Jack was eventually caught by authorities at Brie-thirty PM. After hearing all the charges put against him by town locals, he attempted to claim the police were Feta bunch of lies. Nobody believed that he didn’t do it, so his innocence was something he had to Provolone. He managed to do so by identifying that his brother Monterey was in fact the rightful owner of the murder weapon, a Swiss army knife. Mr. Colby Jack was free to go while his brother was sentenced to spend the rest of his life in Emmental institution.
