Britney: Since being on the show, I got back together with my high school sweetheart Ryan and we have two lovely girls together, Tilly and Minnie. Some people go on the show to show off their fake boobs and get a cameo on the Bold and the Irrelevant, and I just wanted to not have to do anything for my summers.
Britney: Am I friendly with anyone from the show? I mean, I'm friendly to their face and then a bitch in confessionals, but what can I say, I'm LOVED by America. Rachel Reilly? I'm past all of my issues with her, but I just think any girl that lets her husband cheat on her over skype with some bachelor contestant wannabe needs to get a grip. And by grip, I mean a grip on his dick to stop him going places.
Da'Vonne: MOMMA DAY IS HERE AND READY TO SHARE ALL THE TEA WITH YOU ALL!
*Da'Vonne's highlights reel plays*
Da'Vonne: On Big Brother, not gonna lie, I flopped. Jesus did not have my back, but we had a word and we made a DEAL so that's why I'm here boo, ain't you glad? I am not afraid to call the other girls out for all they shenanigans and all they LIES. But if any of those girls come for me? They got another thing comin'.
Da'Vonne: Some of these girls can give it all the competition wins, but they all crying and shit when someone calls them out, so they better not mess with me. I've met Rachel a couple of times and she seems nice, but if she gives me any of this "but Brendon said..." NOPE BITCH BUN BYE.
Daniele: I'm Daniele Donato who was on Big Brother 8 with my aptly named father. On the show I met my future husband Dominic and got married a couple of years ago. I did get into it a few times with people on the show *clips of arguments with Brendon and Jen play* but ultimately those people have turned out to be some of my closest friends. Rachel and I have had a turbulent relationship and right now if anyone were to mess with her, I'd have her back. Her husband on the other hand... he's a douchebag. SHOCKER.
Daniele: Being with girls all the time can be very catty and I don't want it to be that way, but at the same time, if anyone says anything that I disagree with, I'll be the first to speak my mind. If you hate me? Cool I do too and I'll cut you quicker than I did to my dad.
Janelle: Hi, I'm Janelle Pierzina from Big Brother 6, 7 and 14 and I am a Big Brother legend. I hold the record for the most competition wins in a season and I'm not gonna let anybody take that away from me.
*Janelle's highlight reel shows*
Janelle: Since being on the show I've gotten married and have now got three children, Violet, Lincoln and Stella. I've started to really embrace this new 'mom' era of my life, but at the same I still like to have fun. I've done Playboy before, and I'll do it again. Some people are just born gorgeous, and ultimately some people are just jealous and you've got let them be.
Producer: What are your thoughts on Daniele Donato?
Janelle: Who? Just kidding. Honestly I've never met the girl, but from what I've seen she's not the best player. She may have tied the record for most PoV wins in a season, but she best know whose the real girl in charge around the Big Brother circuit. I'm not threatened, and she will know it.
Jun: I don't care who you are, what you say but you all know not to mess with me. I am the DEFINITION of call-it-how-you-see-it and I have no filter. Janelle? Overrated. Aaryn? Racist cunt. Da'Vonne? Who is that? Do you get my gist? I'm a standard New York girl who now runs an international food business in Belgium. I've returned to California JUST to rip these bitches to shreds. Have fun girls xo
*Jun's highlights play*
Jun: People think that I hate everyone, and the truth is I don't. I like my mom, and I tolerate my husband, but if you give me the even slightest thing to hate you for? You're gone. I know I'm an all-star, I don't need to go on a reality show several times to prove it *sips tea*. I'm the only winner her-
Producer: What about Rachel?
Jun: *looks at the camera* I am the only real winner here and I'm just waiting to come out on top once again.
Rachel: I'm Rachel, a model, reality television personality, host and former chemist. Through Big Brother, I met my husband Brendon and we have just had our first child, and the first ever BB baby, Adora. You know, people don't like me, they say my laugh is annoying, but as the saying goes...
Rachel: I don't want people talking about me, and ESPECIALLY, I don't want people getting in between me and my man. What happens between us at home, stays that way and it's not anybody else's business.
Rachel: I'm a Vegas girl, if you couldn't tell, and I love to party. Although I'm a full-time mom at the moment, that won't stop Brendon and I from hosting the BEST parties in California. My parties are the place to be, but you better watch it as your invitation could get lose in the post very easily. I'm looking forward to meeting all of the girls, but at the same time this shows gotta get viewers so I'll bring the drama.
Gonna try and write some episodes for this but it'll probably be a flop. The show will follow the lives of the 6 BB Alumni and their interactions with past houseguests and each other.
Housewife #1: MEET BRITNEY
