My dad said he was going out for a pack of cigarettes. He's still out there, getting that pack. The line must be really long, it has been 10 years. What a kind man. He must let people cut him in line, so selfless. Surely he's even stepped out of line for a bathroom break or snack! He'll be back someday, and I'll gladly let him smoke that pack in peace. He's earned it.
