Hey mamas as you can see against all odds I made final 3 in this stars game. Anyways I don’t wanna write a bunch of sentences and y’all don’t wanna read that shit either, so I’ll just give y’all a nice little list with bullet points.
Y’all should vote for me because:
- Went up the least out of all these ladies
- Unnommed since 16th
- Played the middle and was an influential, deciding vote in a lot of the votes from 12th onwards
- Snaked a bunch of people who got mad at me but still didn’t end up going on the block after 16th
- I don’t have multis and just don’t wanna get a single digit percentage mamas
- I’m endorsed by recording artist, AGT contestant, and Worst Cooks In America contestant Sponjetta Parrish