rebel flag bikini wearing, hillbilly skoal ring in the back pocket of your blue jean cut offs , tramp stamp having, peroxide hair, camaro with no motor on blocks in the front yard, Natty Light drinkin', aluminum foil in your windows, old trampoline repurposed into a chicken coop havin, dressing your kid up as a pack of Marlboros for Halloween, over-alls with the top buttons floppin' and no shirt, potato chips on your bologna sandwich eatin', crap is this?