For a long time, It's been hypothesized that a taller person would more likely have a larger penis. Today, I've decided to conduct my own research to prove this theory as false.
As you can see from the graph below, there is actually a negative correlation between a country's average height (cm) and a country's average dick size (inches).
Correlation does not imply causation. If that were true then one could make the argument that there is a correlation between the decrease in pirates and the increase in global temperature over time