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DO NOT FUCKING START Sep 7, 2017
LIKING RAVEN YOU HEAR ME DID #RavenExposedParty MEAN NOTHING
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TBH Sep 7, 2017
Unpopular opinion but for some reason I can't fucking bring myself to hate Josh. I should. I really should. But I never have.
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In Jury House Sep 7, 2017
Jason: Guys, Paul has been playing us all the whole time.

*gets sarcastic stares from Cody, Elena and Mark*

*Matt is in the kitchen eating cereal*
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Jackson's Guide To Not Flopping At Peak's Survivor Jul 12, 2017
So me and my good friend Obstreperous have been playing Peak Precision's Auto Survivor a bunch since it came out, and I think I got it down for the most part on how not to flop.

~~Tribe Picking~~
Do anything you can to become a team captain, that way you can force the other team to take both members of that obvious premade that joined

If you do become team captain, DO NOT PICK anybody who says the following words:
Slay, Tea, Oop, Robbed, Rat
They are gonna be annoying/competent so you don't want them being able to vote you out.

If you don't become team captain, just try and get on the team with the least amounts of these players.

~~Idols~~
Never check the middle bushes for idols, they always seem to be on the left/right sides.
Give fake idols immediately away to gain trust but never reveal if you have a real one to ANYBODY.

~~Challenges~~
Act confident and encouraging then lie about challenge stats to make people think your good at challenges. Ex: "Sorry guys I only got 4 pearls this time." <---Me  "Dude I got 2 ur good"

~~Alliances~~ Use /w (name) to find people to work with. If they don't respond then they need to be voted out because they aren't gonna be strategic players and will just vote randomly.

~~Merge~~
By now you should have an alliance and probably the only alliance in the game so keep them happy and it's smooth sailing for you.

~~Tribal Council~~
Tell a person to spread the word about a vote and then wait for another ally to tell you the very vote you spread. If you feel the slightest bit unsafe and have an idol then use your idol. If there's a tie pull a Ciera and don't budge. It's either your target or rocks. If someone calls you out call them a liar then call them a challenge threat.

~~FTC~~
If you finally make it to the end then pull some bullshit about how you played a great strategic and social game and didn't need to rely on challenge wins to stay safe. Even if you win every challenge at merge they'll still believe you because this is Roblox, home of the easily convinced.

And there you go, you are all set to either take home that 1,000,000 prize, or finish in 6th place while everyone says your too big of a threat. GL.
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wtf is the Tea Circle Jul 2, 2017
and why does some cunt feel the need to add me and the rest of tengaged to it every other day
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you guys dont get May 24, 2017
how the spoiler button works do you
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