#10 Mike
So my parents were out of town and a bitch was cold and I wanted someone to cuddle with. This guy I had been talking to for a week came over, but it was a mess. So he was 24 and when he came in the house he told me he had a gun because he was taking uber and it was just in case so i was like ok w.e. Ok so then we were laying in my bed and one thing led to another and i started giving him head and then like 15 mins later we finished and he was like im spending the night its late. And im like um ???? hun what??? i was trying to pull out everything i fucking could to get this man to leave my house and he fucking wouldnt. Anyway i was like my sister is coming at 6:00 am tomorrow u need to leave by 5:00 and so i set that god damn alarm for 4:30 and got his ass out of that bitch. Needless to say he was blocked soonafter. Anyday now im expecting him to show back up to shoot up my house