God I fucking hate Crazy Frog. He鈥檚 an annoying and ugly-ass piece of shit who doesn鈥檛 deserve the privilege of being alive. Ever since the first watched that video of him, I have longed for nothing more than the chance to strangle that dumb frog with my bare hands, and watch him desperately gasp for air like a defective newborn baby with breathing issues as he spends the final few moments of his life being suffocated by me. I wanted to tie him up and run him over with my 2006 Toyota Corolla going at top speed. Nobody can comprehend just how much I desired to end the life of that retarded smug-ass old gray blob of a frog. Fuck Crazy Frog. I hope that one day, he will be sent down to the deepest and darkest depths of Hell and will be tortured by the Devil for the rest of eternity. Nobody knows how much I despise the evil, slimy, and deplorable amphibious sack of shit that is Crazy Frog.
