Mr. Aziz from the opening sequence to Spider-Man 2 (2004) is just an absolute specimen. Oh my god, I can never stop thinking about him. Every night, I dream the same dream about him coming to my door and delivering a pizza to me himself, embarrassed that he failed to go along with the 29 minute promise yet again. But I paid him anyways, a very generous amount in fact. He was so flattered by my actions that he began to hug me, I could feel all the passion he had brought into that hug, he must've really loved me. It's always at that moment where I end up waking up and being brought back to the real word... The real world, where Mr. Aziz doesn't exist. The real world, where if I were to really visit Joe's Pizza in NYC I would not be greeted by his beautiful face. The real world does have Aasif Mandvi though, the closest thing to Mr. Aziz. It is my fantasy to meet Aasif one day and make my dream a reality. 