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Uncle Grandpa is a Registered Sex Offender

Oct 28, 2019 by Marktint_1
Uncle Grandpa from the show "Uncle Grandpa” draws his nomenclature from the fact that he is both the uncle and grandfather of every child in the world. Aside from the incestuous implications of this relationship, one might draw questions from the fact that the show's creators made him every child's uncle. The uncle/grandfather relationship is likely based on the fact that uncles and grandfathers are often a child's favorite relatives. They are also most often sex offenders, next to of course stepdads. This is not enough to indict U.G. as a sex offender, however. That would be profiling. No, our evidence comes from his behavior. Uncle Grandpa frequently secludes children in pocket dimensions and leaves them there. The show's second episode "Tiger Trails” opens with U.G. and a child battling a wizard and a dragon in order to teach the child math. Obviously, fighting wizards is not a good way to teach a child math. At the end of the episode, the child is still battling the wizard, abandoned forever. Uncle Grandpa doesn't care for the children he "helps." In fact, recipients of Uncle Grandpa's guidance often develop resentment towards him, as seen in the episode ''Aunt Grandma.'' His dimension-hopping and neglectful behavior is frequently played for laughs and can be attributed to sheer clumsiness, but in light of other evidence, this excuse can be dismissed. Uncle Grandpa is frequently seen evading parents and authorities. In the series pilot, U.G. enters a child's home to teach him about fat acceptance. Grandpa makes explicit sure that the child's parents do not know before or after the child is sequestered and almost consumed by wolves. Again in the episode "Mustache,” Uncle Grandpa enters Mart Mart and makes a large point of not spending much time in the building. It is later revealed that this is because of a giant sentient mustache attacking his motor home, but he makes a big point of not telling anyone. Due to his evasive nature and affinity for children, we can logically conclude that Uncle Grandpa sexually abuses children every two generations to maintain his status of being every child's uncle and grandfather, and no one can stop him.

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I hate that fucking weirdo thing
Sent by SpiderBoom,Oct 28, 2019

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