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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

Certified Gamer Schedule:

Jun 9, 2019 by Marktint_1
6:30am - Wake up and sip Mountain Dew

6:31am - Masturbate

6:32am - Doritos and tendies breakfast

6:45am - Masturbate

7:00am - play video games and masturbate

7:00pm - go outside and commit genocide of gays

7:01pm - play videogames and masturbate

8:00pm - Oppress women and minorities ....and masturbate

8:30pm - child porn ...and masturbate

9:00pm - heat up some mountain dew ...and masturbate

10:00pm - Masturbate and cry myself to sleep

Comments

Genocide of gays only took 1 minute?
Sent by Electric,Jun 9, 2019
Electric you think a certified gamer would be outside for longer than a minute? I just grab my nerf gun and take a few shots at my gay neighbor.
Sent by Marktint_1,Jun 9, 2019

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