I think all that playing with a joystick makes you want to grab a penis or stimulate a clit if you鈥檙e a girl. Please think for a moment: did Jesus have video games? The answer is no and the rest of the Bible has no video games. Conclusion: the flood was sent forth to destroy everyone鈥檚 game systems (do video games work under water? Checkmate atheist). Please instead of picking up a controller, pick up a bible. Thank you god for allowing me to witness to them.
