You can do whatever you want, with whoever you want, and it won't be gay if you follow my patented The 4 Rules for Men™️. The 4 Rules for Men™️ is the only, scientifically proven method to allow you to do gay things, but avoid contracting gay.
Say no homo - If you say something gay, you must say "no homo" within five minutes or less after the gay thing is said. If you are having sex with another man, you must say no homo at least every five minutes, with the timer resetting after it is said, to avoid contracting gay.
The socks stay on - If you are doing something gay, the socks must stay on the feet of all parties involved, or else you risk contracting gay.
The balls can't touch - This is perhaps the hardest part of The 4 Rules for Men™️. If you are performing sexual acts with another man, the balls of all parties involved CANNOT touch each other, or else you will contract gay.
You can't look each other in the eyes - When performing sexual acts with another man, you cannot look each other in the eyes or you will contract gay. This happens because looking each other in the eyes symbolises romantic feelings, which is hella gay.
You MUST follow all of these rules when performing sexual acts with another man, otherwise you WILL contract gay, which as we all know is incurable. If you are only saying something gay, you only have to follow rule 1, all others are unnecessary.
I gurantee you will not be gay if you follow The 4 Rules for Men™️. *
