One with your valuables, and the ringer with a brick. If a thief steals the one with a brick...well, congrats to them, they just stole a useless brick. But if they try to take the real one, you now have a handy-dandy bludgeon to pummel them with. Plus, it's good for prop comedy. Say a girlfriend asks if you have an extra pad, you pull out the brick and act all nonchalant. What? It's for my heavy days. If they don't laugh? Again! Bag with a brick! Pummel your friends! Pummel your family! Mom riding your ass about poor life choices? Hey Ma! Stand still, I want to float something by you, see if it clicks with you. Boyfriend giving you grief that you carry too many handbags? Hold still, bub. Ice cream truck surrounded by pesky grubby kids again? Not anymore. Swing your way to freedom. Brick in a bag. At all Walmarts for the low, low price of $18.99. Designer rocks now on sale at select stores for $21.99. Brick in a bag!*
*In no way do we condone knocking unsuspecting children upside the head whilst procuring snow cones.
