it all began taking a shower in the nude and thought it was home alone suddenly. i heard a noise and grabbed my knife and creeped out of the shower. i left on the shower so the killer would think i didnt know the truth. then i put the knife in my teeth and slid down the stars passionately and crawled in the living room and cut the phone line so the sick bastard couldnt call backup. then i turned down the thermostat and hid in the closet with my knife posed to strike. when the pervert got chilly he or she would come for a jacket and get inumerable stabs. suddenly i hard another noise THE KILLER WAS UPSTAIRS THE WHOLE TIME! i ran up the stairs and stabbed him or her in the arm. "WHAT" he screams. it was my mom! i couldnt believe it. we laughed and shook hands before she left for the hospital.
i marched back to the bathroom to finish my shower and was horrified there was smoke coming from the door! EEK i ran downstairs and called the operator. "GET ME THE FIRE CHIEF PRONTO" but he or she didnt answer. could they be the arsonist? i smashed the window and screamed for help BIG MISTAKE i got the attention of psycho axe killer. he started smashing my front door as my tentacles shriveled. suddenly the door broke and i saw it was the fire man! i showed him the inferno but he laughed in my face. "HO HO HO this isnt smoke its steam! someone or someTHING turned the temperature down now get on some clothes" we laughed and high fived and he left and i jumped back in the shower to find a gang of skelingtons who raped me
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WHAT LOL I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. A similar thing happened to me!
