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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

Watch Out!!

Nov 9, 2018 by Marktint_1
FBI is monitoring this post. Be easy dude. Tread lightly. Don't go outside. You see that white van outside your house? Be very suspicious. They have microphones in the bushes. Just stay calm, they legally can't record you if you walk around your house naked. And to screw with their microphones, make a noise like a car horn or an airplane. Play it cool man. If you paint yourself red, and sit on your kitchen table next to the fruit bowl, they may mistake you for an apple. Just cover yourself in worms to complete the effect. Hope you don't get arrested and become Jeromes little white boy. If you follow these tips, and keep your ears open, you should be fine. Avoid clouds, and chemtrails too; clouds are always watching. Oh and don't forget to change your light to UV bulbs, it'll screw with the thermal signature. Just clean up the jizz stains and you'll be golden when your mom comes over. Tell her to bring the apple air spray. You can get high on that shit, but trust me, gasoline is much better for your brain cells. Spray the house with the apple scent, and just lay low. If you set up traps with raw organic locally sourced non gmo beef, it'll lure and kill the K-9 units before they find you on the table. Just stay safe my man. And DONT GO OUTSIDE!!!

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