This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcasting system announcing the commencement of the Annual No Nut November sanctioned by the U.S Government. All pornography has been restricted. People with Birthdays during No Nut November have been granted immunity and will be allowed, but only on the day of their birth. Commencing at the siren, any and all nutting including: Masturbation, Sex, Oral, and any other sort of sexual activities will be illegal for 30 days. Prostitution, Porn websites, and ladies will be unavailable for use until December 1st, 2018 , When No Nut November officially ends. Godspeed Everyone and good luck Everyone!
