-The year is 2018 -E3 has just started -Everyone jerks their dicks to the same old cliches CoD, AC, Fallout, etc... -But for me no E3 will be like my first in 2003 -A day that forever changed my life -Time for game reveals -Everyone creams at the sound of Fallout 76 Battle Royal, Super Assassins Creed Odyssey, and Black Cocks 4 -Everyone begins to leave talking about same old shitty games with different names -Then it happens -Everything goes dark -No one can believe its him -Out of the stage comes our lord and savior -Out comes Lord Gabin with his erect clock showing -He begins to jerk his dick furiously as everyone watches puzzlingly -As he blows his load on the stage he walks aways -The cameras pans to his load of cum -It's a sacred text -It says "HALF LIFE 3 COMING SOON" -He dotted the I with a heart made out of cum -Everyone collapses -Women scream in pleasure after and rush to try and get Gabins seed -Men cant move as they are frozen in ecstasy -I stand there unable to move -Then it happens -As Gabins about to vanish he turns around -He looks me in the eyes and say "Thank you for believing in original gaming content" -I cry and pass out -Someone wakes me up and says we have to get out -It's a blood bath -All shitty game developers were kill by the crowd -But all I can hear is Gabins voice echoing in my ears -"Thank you for believing..."
