My wife and I have very little boundaries. Often times while we're having a conversation in our room, if one of us needs to use the bathroom we'll just follow each other in the bathroom and continue talking. If the conversation is good enough, poop wont hinder our dialogue. However, there are times when my wife is in the bathroom and locks the door. I always thought it was weird, but it didnt bother me.
We've been married for 9 years now. We met at 15 and are now 28. We've grown up together. Graduated together. Traveled together. We know each other so well, and have nothing to hide from one another. Or so I thought.
This all changed one day. I was feeding our kids lunch and she was in the bathroom. Unbeknownst to her, she did not lock the door. When I walked in on her, I witnessed something that I never thought I would see. Something that lived in the back of my head, but I didnt think it could be real...
My wife of 13 years relationship, 9 years of marriage, 3 kids together...was pooping. I'm going to get a lawyer and delete my Facebook. Again.
