One day there was a fox and a monkey, they were waiting for the bridge to go down so they could cross a river. "This is taking too long." "I'm gonna jump across the river," the Fox said. "Please sit down and wait," the Monkey said to the Fox. "You pussy, let's race." The fox told the monkey with his eyes wide like my pus. The monkey sat down and looked at the fox. "I'm sure you will win," the Monkey said. Then the fox jumped and died haha relatable