It's f'ing ruined. It sat all weekend soaking it up, and nothing is getting that smell out. You can't rock out when you put a guitar on your knee and smell someone's shit. Before I threw it away, I smashed it over the dumpster in frustration and reported it to insurance as a loss.
This feels personal or maybe the work of a retarded man. They took stuff totalling to $500-$600, but decided to shit in a $900 guitar. First of all, who has the balls to take the time, to take a shit in the house they're burgling? Second of all, fuck thieves.
