i have had my fucking braces for oVER TWO YEARS! AND NOT ONCE HAVE I EVER DAMAGED A BRACKET OR BROKEN ONE OR ***ANYTHING*** LIKE ITS BEEN ***SPOT ON PERFECT*** but OF COURSE when i have literally 13 fucking days left until i get them taken off forever i bREAK A FUCKING BRACKET EATING NONE OTHER THAN PIZZA, IT WASNT EVEN THE CRUST IT WAS SOFT ASS PIZZA LIKE WHAT?
Comments
It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.