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FUCK YOU SPRINGTRAP

Jan 6, 2018 by Marktint_1
FNAF 2 WAS RUSHED BUT GOOD AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING FUCKING FINE WITH THE FRANCHISE IT WAS SO GOOD BUT FUCK FNAF 3 HAD TO GO AND SAY "LETS JUST PUT BONNIE AS THE MAIN ENEMY IN FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S" I MEAN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA. ANY IDEA AT ALL. HOW GODLY THE TRILOGY WOULD'VE BEEN IF SPRINGTRAP WAS CHANGED TO BE MOTHER-FUCKING GOLDEN FREDDY INSTEAD? I MEAN FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT.

THE MYSTERIOUS GOLDEN CHARACTER WE'VE BEEN THEORIZING SINCE FNAF 1 WOULD'VE COME TO THE THIRD GAME AS THE MAIN FUCKING ANTAGONIST HOW COOL WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN HUH?!

I MEAN, EVEN THE NAME. IMAGINE IT "BEARTRAP"... MOTHERFUCKING "BEARTRAP" THAT IS POPGOES LEVELS OF GODLY WORDPLAY.

THE TITLE "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S" WOULD'VE EVEN STILL FUCKING APPLIED, SINCE THIS BASTARD WOULD'VE STILL BEEN FREDDY. A GOLDEN, BADASS, ROTTEN AND VILLANOUS VERSION OF FREDDY WITH THE CORPSE OF THE BIG BAD INSIDE HIM.

I AM SO MAD AT THIS THAT I WOULD BE WILLING TO COMPLETELY REMAKE FNAF 3 JUST TO ADD THIS FUCKING THING IN, BEARTRAP WOULD'VE BEEN MY FAVORITE FUCKING CHARACTER IF NOT FOR MISTER SPRING "FUCK YOU BONNIE IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER" TRAP WHO JUST CAME RIGHT OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE ON THE THIRD GAME WHILE GOLDEN FREDDY WAS THERE FROM THE START.

DO YOU ALL GRASP THIS? DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND HOW CREAM-YOUR-PANTSYINGLY AMAZING THIS WOULD'VE BEEN IF IT HAPPENED?

FUCK YOU SPRINGTRAP.

FUCK YOU SPRINGTRAP

#springtrap #fnaf #goldenfreddy

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