House Name (Make one up)
Motto (Make one up)
What’s on your flag (Animal, Plant, Weapon, Object and describe how it looks, what’s it doing)
Colours (2-3, describe which colour is where)
And I’ll make a summary of what your house is like, it’s strategy in battle and culture
(This is set in a parallel universe not Westeros, but similar)
House Teasipper shows a lot of gossip and peacekeeping. They use gossip and their social connections from both sides of a battle and always bargains the houses at war for key information. They are known to grow herbs because their soil is quite fertile as a source of trading with other regions and the people are quite formal. House Teasipper’s castle, known as “The Cup” is built on a river named “The Spillage”, as a dam is south of “The Cup”, and houses with good connection to House Teasipper may cross that bridge. The blue and white lace on the banner represents their peaceful behaviour and how formal they are. The blue may also represent “The Spillage”. The royal family of House Teasipper are all very attractive, and many houses want to marry their children off to them to have beautiful babies.
House Cockflex is known to be very masculine. Sex is a big part of their culture, and the royal family of House Cockflex have many children, and those children had children once the women have flowered for the first time. In battle, they don’t wear much armour, to show off their bulges and muscular arms to their opponents to strike fear and their cockiness gets a lot of their male members killed in battle. House Cockflex’s castle is shaped like a penis, with a fountain squirting from the tip, nicknamed “Penis Palace”. Many houses find House Cockflex disgusting for their sexist culture, as women are mainly treated as sexual objects. House Cockflex makes its most money with its large brothels which some people have seen some royal members attend, especially when their wives are with child.
House Regalis rules the entire land. The current King of the Seven Kingdoms, they show pride and honour. House Regalis has ruled for many centuries, with the largest army and many allies. Currently there are four heirs to the throne, the king’s three sons and one granddaughter. Their motto “Born Purple, Rule Forever” explains how those with the “purple” bloodline will rule forever. The golden crown and septar on the house’s banner shows that they are very wealthy and the royal purple colour represents their bloodline and power. Their castle “King’s Castle” is very polished, with purple and gold flooring and a Golden Throne. The family are very confident and are all well taught about politics and war, with the king’s eldest son being the Master of Coin.
Located not too far from “King’s Castle”, House Delish is a loyal house to the crown. House Delish is located in a castle named “Cat’s Eye”, a very sophisticated and intelligent house which has a kitten with a tiara as their banner, with Silver and Lilac as the colours. Their motto “Don’t let the maggots get you down” symbolises their positivity and be a strong and fierce house. House Delish will attack those who try overthrow House Regalis. The silver colour symbolises that they are wealthy and powerful, but not as powerful as House Regalis, but a more fierce house. The lady of House Delish is rumoured to be a skinchanger, being able to turn into a big cat. The lady of House Delish has two daughters, who both have a pet kitten, with the Lady of House Delish having the kitten’s mother. House Delish is known to have a lot of luck, almost never losing a battle.
House Blujay is a unique house, in that the castle walls are almost made of complete glass. House Blujay’s castle is titled “The Bird Cage” due to its shape. The castle is surrounded by a thick forest. The family of House Blujay are very intelligent and learn from their own mistakes, and their ancestors mistakes, to further themselves. House Blujay doesn’t get along with House Delish, but have never declared war on each other. The house is very faithful and honest to each other, kings and queens almost never break up or divorce. The house keep each other safe, like a flock. House Blujay, like House Delish, will only declare war when provoked.
House OhHoney is a fierce house, known to be very comedic and a more relaxed house, rather than House Delish and House Blujay, who have a Cold War type situation going on. This rather small house is very open-minded, with many homosexuals living here. Each year there is a festival for men to dress as women and compete in a competition, but most of the world despises House OhHoney because of it and their homophobia. This attracts other homosexuals to a place where they can express themselves without hate, but those who are caught trying to seek refuge in House OhHoney due to their sexuality are usually executed, including the royal families in other houses. Their motto “Ohhhhhhh Honeeeeey” is a comedic joke. Lots of homosexual brothels or orgies take place here, but have a beehive in which they are the main source of honey to all the land. Their castle named “The Beehive” is a honeycomb colour. The queen is known to have many children and grandchildren, half of them are adopted.
House Bad Biatches is known as a rough and tough house. Not too far from House Cockflex, and close allies, they do tolerate homosexuality more than House Cockflex does. The lady of House Bad Biatches is a warrior who will lead her army into war when needed. House Biatches’ banner is pink and black, the pink symbolises tenderness and femininity while the black symbolises their toughness and power. Their motto “Do Not Touch My Hair” refers to how they don’t like to be treated with disrespect. House Bad Biatches’ castle is shaped with two domes, in a soft pink colour, which people across the land make fun of.
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House Name Leola
Motto (Make one up) Don't stray from grandeur.
What’s on your flag (Animal, Plant, Weapon, Object and describe how it looks, what’s it doing) A lion biting a golden crown with its teeth
Colours (2-3, describe which colour is where) The grown is gold, the lion is white, and the background is crimson
House Kamatayon
Death is only the beginning
A skull with a serpant slithering out the mouth. Floral decorations coat the background.
The skull is grey with the serpant being a brighter Green. The background is black with the floral decorations being colorful. (Sorry if that's too much)
House Name: Sookram
House Motto: They are us or they are enemies
House Sigil (Animal/Person/Flower/Thing): Platypus and an Orange
Colours (2/3): Pink & Green
The tea is exceptionally good today.
A cup of tea.
The tea is obviously brown. The background is blue and white lace.