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Happy birthday, Jenzie! Aug 19, 2016
imageMany of you might know her like this vile, hairy, farter lover, bully named Jenzie. Well, you are right but there's much more.
Ages ago, I was playing my first stars game and at f4 I get this mail from this orange level jenz saying "IDK WHY BUT I LIKE YOU A LOT! SUPPORTING YOU GIRL!" - As pathetic as I thought that was, I said thank you. Was it the beginning of an amazing friendship? Nah, that 'chat' died there.

Then one day, I posted a pic of me smoking on the site and Mikec51 called me out for it saying it's bad and more shit and all of tg was supporting him for some reason BUT one person. They called me hot and begged me for a sign - JENZIE.

From that day, old pal J and I realized how much we had in common - Cockiness, good genes, hairy ass and armpit, a big dick.... And I think theres not been a day we havent talked even for a sec since those old days. She's my partner in crime, I'm her shoulder when she cries because her dads friend steals her beers.
Also she's got such a good sense of humor and we have sooo many inside jokes, infact when we sext (ya we do) it always gets awkward lol.

Babe, I love you so much! You can count on me when you are down as much as you can count on a tampon when you are on your period.
HAPPY BDAY ❤️
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STRAIGHT GIRLS & GAY GUYS Aug 9, 2016
imageI need your help.
What is your honest opinion of this guy, what is his attractiveness on a scale of 1-10?
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Someone convince Aug 3, 2016
jenzie to move her ass and go to the hotel the ritz in Montreal to get me an autograph from my famous lover.
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#pokemon Jul 21, 2016
& I will tell you what pokemon you remind me of the most.

Orakeisizerakau Pidgey
Laughingoutloud Kakuna
GoodKaren Wiglytuf
hints fearow
jourdanbabyxoxo ditto since u change ur gender every other second
jenzie jynxh
darbe jolteon
gardenia vileplum
electraviv raticate
trollingpenguin persian
Vlad21 Grimer
Spicoli Metapod
BengalBoy Geodude
Styxxe Raichu
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PYN for a honest opinion Jun 2, 2016
As it's midnight in Italia, I want to be the first to wish my best Tengaged friend Lucinda a fun & exciting birthday with all of his "friends". I can't believe we've been so close now for 5 years and still continue to speak daily. To celebrate, I want to take you through some iconic landmarks over our long friendship and how lil Cesco's life would not be the same without me as he moves into adulthood.
         
2011: Lucinda, known as "Lucy" AKA "Flavia" meets me, a girl called Jennifer. Our friendship blooms as two lovely girls play frookies daily to become TG icons. Flavia added me to the iconic alliance "The Plastics", and it was uphill from there. From smoking camels with SexyBanana to being backstabbed with GurlBai by me in Frookies, it was truly a memorable Tengaged year.
         
2012: The best year of Lucy's life. She won her first Stars and life had never been better! The TG public adored this lovely Italian lady for her caring and kind nature. In the words of Lucy herself, "Fans can make you famous,but only luv can make you a player". Moving words. Later in 2012, Lucy revealed to me that she was a MAN. Unsurprising that she was a shameless genderfaker.

2013: Lucy finally tells the Tengaged public that "she" is a man named Francesco, or Cesco for short. She will never forget making the transition and that iconic purple shirt to debut her new life as a man.

2014: A year of shops and survivor for our girl, Lucy. She was truly a force to be reckoned with, with her shop competing streak with RoughNightBro. A match made in shops heaven or a relationship destined to "drop out". Time will tell in our story of Cesco's Tengaged life. Meanwhile, Cescie was slaying survivor all the way into 2015 and managed to make it into the HoF. Another amazing year for bestie Francescie!
       
2015: After the crumbling of the Plastics, our new alliance known as "The Socialites" was in its peak of fame and prosperity. Cesco's friendship with myself, Gemma17, Malibu, SexyBanana & Vitamin really solidified and we became a core group to this day. Cesco's life would not be the same without us.
             
And finally, 2016: After suffering through troubling "relationships" with men who shall not be named, endless drama and shade, and the stress of exams, Cesco remains a true and loyal friend to this day who I am happy to have despite the fact that neither of us care about this messy website anymore. (U better be happy with this blog because it took me like 15 minutes and I'm only doing it because I forgot ur stupid birthday in the first place)
           
xo

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Happy Birthday
Jul 10, 2016 by jenzie
to my one and only, Lucinda!

I've always loved you ever since you were posing as a beach babe with double d titties from Italy. For me to actually LIKE a "girl" on tengaged is super rare, so that's how you know our love was real. Our friendship grew from there and we went from small talk, to talking every single night, to talking from morning to night, to laughing together and even crying together, you were the one person I could always count on. If I ever needed anything I could message you at any hour and you'd always wake up to help me and reply in seconds. I saw you as my brother (a hot one) and our bond was unbreakable. You're the sweetest and most giving person I ever met and you have the biggest heart in the world. You're probably the only person on here who has ever seen my soft side and who really knows who I am. You'd do ANYTHING for anyone and especially me, and no I don't mean me waking you up at 4 am telling you "NEG THAT BITCH" or "BLOG ABOUT HER SHES COMING FOR ME" even though you'd do that anyway!!!!! But your advice is always what I need to hear and I don't know if I could have handled some situations I went through if you weren't by my side guiding me in the right place. This is the most cheesiest blog I've ever made but you deserve it so, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE and just because you turned 39 do not let that define you as a person age is just a number hahhahahaha

¸¸♬·¯·♩¸¸♪·¯·♫¸¸Happy Birthday To You¸¸♬·¯·♩¸¸♪·¯·♫¸¸

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[11:56:47 AM] Cesciie: jenz
[11:56:52 AM] Cesciie: ur my angel (hug)

[6:18:27 PM] Cesco: guys
[6:18:31 PM] Cesco: jenz is off
[6:18:32 PM] Cesco: i wanna cry
[6:18:50 PM] Cesco: toffy be my jenz when shes off

[12:57:09 PM] Cesciie: First of all
[12:57:17 PM] Cesciie: You are 100x better than anyone

[6:38:39 PM] Cesco: Jenz is the best in general
[6:38:44 PM] Cesco: idk what id do without her

[5:25:51 PM] Cesco: shes not worth ur time
[5:25:54 PM] Cesco: look at u
[5:25:56 PM] Cesco: then look at her

[8:58:38 PM] Cesco: Jenna,
[8:58:57 PM] Cesco: I think you're beautiful and funny

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Just took a selfie May 13, 2016
imageMake this a top blog if I'm pretty
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