I never knew I could love a Survivor contestant so much. I knew from pre-season that Angelina was going to be my favorite, but she absolutely SHOOK me with how much she exceeded all of my expectations. I knew she was a Stanford and Yale Grad, so I expected her to just be a female gamebot...which she was at the start of show, but my god did blow me away with how much of a fucking shit show she became. I absolutely loved every minute of it. Like think about someone who absolutely MADE a season. Imagine David vs Goliath without Angelina. Imagine that boring ass finale if it weren't for Angelina having a 15 minute segment of losing her idol clue and then falling and needed the ladder and hiding the fake idol for Alison.
Everything Angelina did was just so great. She started the season female strong mentioning about how women don't find idols and she was the one who rallied the votes to take out Jeremy and keep Natalie. Then everyone knows...Jackets and Eggs maybe my favorite episode of all time. "I want Lyrsa's jacket" LOL and then Natalie went to bat for her, which turned into "Natalie...can I have your jacket?"
Then at the merge episode. Angelina tells everyone to vote Christian and they basically tell her to fuck off and they all wanted Elizabeth out. So what does Angelina do? She leaks the plan to Elizabeth and it blows up in Angelina's face at tribal. Then of course the next episode, the Goliaths want to vote Christian and Angelina was like "This was my plan." Then once again the Christian vote backfires and then Angelina is sitting here begging Dan to use his idol on her, which he does. "That's my angel right there."
Angelina and Dan get flipped on by the Goliaths to which Angelina is the contingency plan and she goes on a REVENGE TOUR. She flips to the Davids and wants to murder all of the Goliaths. "To the future". Then if she couldn't become any more of a fucking laughing stock she goes to the challenge and negotiates for rice and sits out of the challenge. Not only that, but when Davie doesn't pick her for the next reward she gets mad and makes a big pot of "revenge rice".
Then, she literally owned the finale with her idol shenanigans. She finished the season with the most confessionals, which is iconic for a female loser. Everything she did was just funny. I can't even believe that she is like a real person because everything she did was just so unbelievable. She's also so down to earth and nice to her fans. She always says such sweet things to me on social media.
She's also giving birth any day now so QUEEN! I know she'll return one day and I'm excited for it.
Like please just watch the Angelina's Best Moments clips on Youtube and you can see how much she actually owned this season. I watch them all the time for fun.
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