So apparently mahogany is pregnant and LovelyKiss is the father. They were having sex on Friday and the condom broke. Mahogany took the morning after pill like any girl with a good head on her shoulders but she was still worried so she called me up on the phone and asked if I could give her an illegal abortion on Tuesday. I told her yes and she screamed "yay!" as loud as she could but also made me promise not to tell anyone. Oops.
