When I order Olive Garden, I can never choose between fettuccini Alfredo & lasagna. And the tour of Italy just isn’t big enough servings of either for me to be truly satisfied….
So rather than practicing moderation, my glutton ass buys a full fettuccini Alfredo AND lasagna.
And guess what? I eat both those bitches in one sitting, love it, and hate myself afterwards for spending $30 on one sitting.
