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Ranking the Cast of Survivor All-Stars

Jan 7, 2020 by Kob3Sm1th
imageI just re-watched Survivor The Amazon and this is my ranking of that cast. I'm sorry if it isn't your exact ranking of the cast ^_^

***ALSO, THIS RANKING IS BASED ONLY ON THEIR ALL-STAR SEASON***

18th - Lex van der Berghe (Leave it up to Lex to be lower than a guy who literally sexually assaulted someone. I fucking hate Lex)

17th - Richard Hatch (Richard honestly didn't give a fuck about this season, and he sexually assaulted Sue)

16th - Colby Donaldson (Fuck Colby)

15th - Alicia Calaway (Alicia and Lex on the jury were almost as annoying as them in the actual game)

14th - Rudy Boesch (Rudy didn't last long, but he said fuck all the younger people and drank his damn dirty water, and for that he gets 14th. Also RIP.)

13th - Tina Wesson (Ugh I wish Tina would've lasted longer. If I didn't hate Lex, Richard, Colby, and Alicia this season, Tina probably would've been lower just cuz she was first voted out, but I really wish she lasted)

12th - Sue Hawk (Sue had such an iconic moment when she yelled at Jeff, but other than that, she was just meh)

11th - Jerri Manthey (Jerri is so unlikable, that it really makes her somewhat likable an entertaining. Her goal of beating Colby is my favorite)

10th - Rob Cesterino (I love Rob for being so full of himself, but also being such a little bitch lmaoooo Rob is another person I wish would've lasted longer. I always found him funny)

9th - Jenna Morasca (Jenna is literally the cutest fucking person ugh. Her "quitting" the game is definitely one of the saddest moments in Survivor history, and fuck everyone for making her feel bad in that hard moment. I wish Jenna's mom was okay and she could've lasted longer too)

8th - Rupert Boneham (Honestly Rupert shouldn't be this high up, but I ended up disliking a lot of people on my re-watch of All-stars. With that being said, he had his good moments, but his "little kid" attitude is so cringeworthy)

7th - Tom Buchanan (Tom honestly sucks at Survivor, but he definitely does have his funny moments...mainly when you have no idea what the fuck he's saying. If you can understand him, he becomes less funny tbh)

6th - Kathy Vavrick-O'Brien (I liked Kathy a lot better in Marquesas, but she still had her good moments in this season too. Kathy is one of the "older" player goats of all time, imo. I love how hard she plays and how she doesn't give a fuck about what people think of her...but she said some questionable things this season that made me think lesser of her)

5th - Jenna Lewis (I actually thought Jenna played an alright strategic game...EXCEPT the fact that she didn't draw rocks at f4. If she could've just been a bit less annoying to the rest of the cast, she could've had a shot at winning tbh)

4th - Ethan Zohn (The fact that Ethan beat 7 people is hilarious to me LMAO. I swear Ethan was having the worst time out there. He literally could not make an ally to save his life. Every time he got close with someone, they'd get voted out. I thought his storyline in this season was pretty hilarious)

3rd - Rob Mariano (It pains me to have Rob this high up, BUT I really don't dislike Rob until his later seasons. I actually liked him in this season and whether you like it or not, he was obviously the main focal point of the season. His love for Amber was a refreshing quality for him in his survivor storyline)

2nd - Amber Brkich (Rob's better half. I actually have always liked Amber, but I did find some things on my re-watch that made me like her a little less. Regardless, I really like to think that she really was using Rob as a meat shield the whole game. I mean I know she loved him, obviously, but she really did play a good game by using Rob)

1st - Shii Ann Huang (Shii Ann is arguably the only person that I was ACTIVELY rooting for the whole season...She is by far one of my favorite survivor contestants of all time, and I just love everything about her)

Re-watch rankings so far:

8th - Thailand
7th - Africa
6th - Borneo
5th - All-Stars
4th - Australia
3rd - Marquesas
2nd - The Amazon
1st - Pearl Islands

#Survivor

Comments

Also, because I know people will complain at this ranking...It hurt to rank the cast the way I did.

In the grand scheme, Tina, Jenna, and Rob C. would be much higher, and Mariano, Tom, and Rupert would be lower.

Tina, Jenna, and Rob just didn't last long enough to be higher on my rankings unfortunately :(
Sent by Kob3Sm1th,Jan 7, 2020
I love my queens Amber, Jerri, and Jenna Morasca
Sent by Lemjam6,Jan 7, 2020
Ethan is a hilarious king. I didnt really notice him til I rewatched All Stars and he was much better in this season then Africa even though the odds were always stacked against him. It makes me excited to see him in WaW
Sent by NewNightmare7,Jan 7, 2020

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