Literally this woman came into work, bought 120 dollars worth of pillows for her dogs, realized how much it costed her, then says “I don’t feel like paying for this shit. Let me get my sugar daddy.” Shit you not some dude came in less than 10 minutes after and bought it for her. I was floored. Shooketh, if you will.
EDIT: Like where the fuck is my cut out of this??? I went to the back to pull the pillows to the floor - I'll take the dick or the cash but let me in... like...