Airdate: 4/28/1991
Starring:
Arthur/Mac as Laurie Main
Marco as Benjamin Rivera
Gonzura as Diego Luna
Wayne as Alejandro Villeli
Karlson as Miguel Angel Ghigliazza
Veronica as Jennifer Hale
Guest Starring:
Boss as John Candy
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Boss:I don't care,I want to die
Wayne:But why?You were my best boss
Boss:You,carry on the team,even though you are the only person I have left https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughinggg-26767/
Wayne:But,why do you wanna die?
Boss:I hate life and my layer that we are in right now is getting sued because I didn't pay tax,and our criminal team all left,so I need to leave this world
Wayne:But how am I supposed to make a business here in Mexico?Half the people speak spanish? https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughinggg-26767/
Boss:Not all,oh well,I'm ready to commit suicide,pass me my gun
Wayne:Okay,I'll miss you
Boss:Yeah I won't miss you https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughinggg-26767/
Wayne:Well tell me all about hell because that is where you are going to rot https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughinggg-26767/
Boss:Makesure to move up north to America,like maybe in New York?
*he runs out of air*
Wayne:Oh no
*the boss hangs himself,then shoots himself,then he dies and his fatness rips the rope,then he falls out the window and onto the rode and get ran over by a scooter,then a bike,then a motorcycle,then a car,a bus,and a truck* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughinggg-26767/
Wayne:Well screw you,I'm happy you died,wait,who am I talking to,he's dead https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughinggg-26767/
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Theme:
Diolouge:
Instead of G it shows P and Instead of goo it the police light switching from blue to red
Instead of them pouring stuff in the goo, Gonzura and Karlson are robbing a bank
The goo going of is cut out and the alarm from the bank light is flashing on and off
That dude with the weird big head is Wayne,and he starts shooting instead of the egg in the head
The girl coming out of the sewers,is Veronica and she is coming out of the mall with shopping bags and clothes that she stole while shopping
That green dude coming out the trashcan is the police chasing after her and then a police tases all the police men chasing her and let's her run away on his bike
The dude who clicked the button is Marco
Those dudes near the lockers are Mac ad Arthur and the change into Police Uniforms
The dude with the weird eye is that police who let Veronica escape and he is taking notes on what they are doing
They both dress up in black leather Cadet suits,high boots,and gloves
Arthur's haircut is a flat top,his shirt pockets hold guns and bullets
Mac wheres a helicoptor headset with the speaking headphones and night vision goggles,guns and bullets on his shirt, and has a zipper to unzip his clothes
That phone is there GPS
The flying thing is the helicopter
The dude typing is Marco and he is inside the helicopter with them
Those things on there hand are there guns and handcuffs
Instead of Grossology in the Title its Enklimaology
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Marco:Mom I'm going to start interviewing people for my new business,love you bye
*he leaves his house*
Marco:So lucky I left before she could wake up to make me her weird oatmeal https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughinggg-26767/
Marco:I kind of wish i didn't have to live in Florida,but the business is in New York,well going there anyways,*sigh* I'll miss being a nude model but okay https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughinggg-26767/
*In Conneticut*
Wayne:NO I WON'T LET YOU JOIN OUR TEAM
Gonzura:No te voy a dejar sola hasta que nos dejes unirte a tu equipo criminal,No te voy a dejar solo hasta que nos dejes unirte a tu equipo criminal
Karlson:He said "I'm not leaving until you let us join your criminal team."
Wayne:Okay,fine
Karlson:Yes,finally we can show you our criminal coustume
Wayne:But you guys are already wearing robbing suits
Karlson:Exactly https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughinggg-26767/
Wayne:Well,I just need one more person
Gonzura:Por favor no dejes que sea ...
Karlson:He said "Please don't let it be,dot,dot,dot" https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughinggg-26767/
Gonzura:Tengo esto, encontraré a alguien, así que déjamelo a mí
Karlson:He said "I got this,I'll find someone so leave it to me"
Wayne:Okay,I'll just find us a place to land our big black villain layer that hopefully that the heroes can find
Karlson:Don't we have to build it first
Wayne:No,I have a helicopter carrying it,YOU CAN DROP THE MANSION ANYWHERE NOW
*someone in a helicopter drops it behind a gas station* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowdclap-66349/
Karlson:DAMN,that is a big mansion https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughinggg-26767/
Gonzura:Y esta es una chica ardiente, ella habla francés
Karlson:*sigh* more translating to do,I don't speak English,and I'm pretty sure she is ugly
Veronica:Tu penses vraiment que je n'ai pas chaud? https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowdclap-66349/
Karlson:Does that dress fit you?Because I want it to stretch til it rips https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughinggg-26767/
*she slaps him*
Veronica:Pervert
Gonzura:tonto como un asno https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughinggg-26767/
Gonzura:Entonces, Verónica, ¿qué dices si vamos a tu habitación en la mansión que traje y tenemos, mmm, cómo lo llamas sexo? https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughinggg-26767/
Veronica:Ew non, gross, je suis dans l'équipe, mais ew gross vous êtes comme 13 https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughinggg-26767/
*she accidentally bumps into Wayne*
*Wayne blushes*
Wayne:So,uh hi I'm Wayne,and I just want to say-
Veronica:Non, pas du tout, pas même une amante fortuite https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughinggg-26767/
Wayne:Well whatever you said,why won't you come to my place and,think about it https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughinggg-26767/
*later in New York*
*Marco checks all the pictures of people he interveiwed and takes down every picture except 2 old men*
Marco:Ah yes,perfect https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughinggg-26767/
*he calls them on the phone*
Marco:Hello,sir,I just wanted you to know that you got the job and you will have to meet me in New York and the nearest Police Station in NYC,k bye
*he dials another number*
Marco:Hello,sir I just wanted you to know that you got the job and you will have to meet me in New York City's closest police station,thank you and good day sir https://audiojungle.net/item/impressed-ooh-from-female-studio-audience/7264553
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