Date:1/9/1991
Show:Teletoon
Cast:
Batman as Michael Keaton
Brianna as Cobie Smulders
Caterina as Catherine O'Hara
Chris as Paul O'Sullivan
Clousteau as Maurcie La Marche
Cole as Andrew Francis
Falcon as Frankie Grande
Fireman as Maurcie La Marche
LeBlanc as Donald Sutherland
Mary Dayberman as Carrie Barrett
Max as Micheal D. Cohen
Mayor Malckamoore as Sean Cullen
Michael as M. Christian Heywood
Robin as Brian Drummond
Redman as Trevor Devall
Spider-Man as Eric Bouza
Super Boy as Jaun Choiran
Victor Garber as Victor Garber
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Mayor Maclkamoore:Well that's all our news for the fat black dog cat in the green mean George Washingmachine tree
Max: Previously on-
Mary:And also,The Galleria Mall is now open up for shopping and eating with 36 stores now in session with way more stores to build in there,SO COME THERE OR DIE IN HELL
Max:So basically everyone is frozen in town...
Mayor:2 People have been frozen since the summer began,and most people have been frozen to top it off
Chris:Don't you see Fireman and Clousteau are stuck there just frozen
Cole:There is going to be a big crowd and that is going to be a good way to freeze the audience during the game so they might use freezing ray as a light to trick people,then when they have there moment to zap,we stop them,the villain may stop the narrator from doing there job or something like that so we have to be careful for this,we are going to have to be at an angle of either 45,90,180,270,or full circle to dodge the lasers from freezing us
Chris:They are all frozen,I thought it was evil,but it's amazing,it's like time stopped
Michael:Hello Ontario,with my little button,everyone is slowly turning into frozen statues so you guys can just be idols for a criminal new coming base that we are building,all villains will rise and take over the continent,HAHHAHAHA
Max:Then,and Max and Batman are going to fight the Michael for causing the trouble
Will They ever do it?Find out on THE MYSTERIES
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Theme:
Ad:
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*Max and Batman start to run back and forth*
Max:AAAAAAAA WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Batman:I DON'T KNOW,I THOUGHT YOU CAME UP WITH A PLAN https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Max:OKAY WE NEED TO STOP YELLING AND PANICKING TO COME UP WITH A PLAN https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Batman:OKAY WHAT IF WE GO TO THE GALLERIA MALL, BECAUSE I JUST SAW MICHAEL FLY IN THERE WITH A MAGIC BROOM
Max:OKAY,BUT WE NEED TO STOP SCREAMING
Batman:OKAY https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*in the Galleria Mall*
Max:Oh look,only 3 more days until,CHRISTMAS?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Batman:I said no screaming
Max:But what are we going to do in 3 days with Wizard dude?
Batman:Ah-HA
Max:Hey,if I can't scream,you can't either https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Batman:That ah-ha was an idea https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Max:So you can scream when you have an idea?
Batman:When you have an idea,okay
Max:AH -HA *screams very loud and breaks 13 windows* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Batman:Not that loud https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Max:Okay,but I have an idea
Batman:Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Max:Maybe,but are you think what I'm thinking?
Batman:Not unless you think of what I think https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Max:But you need to think of what I think in order to be thing what I am even think
Batman:That maximum of thinking shall be banned from thinking to hard from thinking that your brain will be thinking to thinking to explode explosions https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Max:There is no minimum or maximum of thinking of think thonk thicc thinking and nobody has ever thunk or thought every thought in the entire universe https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
Batman:We need to keep on thinking when we-
Max:Think think think think of everything,yes every thought https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
Both:Think of thinking of think of this thought everyone here in the world hasn't got fought.Thinking of think may hurt your mind but if you think about,won't hurt you'll be just fine.If you keep on thinking then we can read others minds https://www.myinstants.com/instant/dota2-cw-crowd-47671/
Batman:Okay now my head hurts https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Max:Well if you think hard about-
Batman:No more,let's just say our ideas out loud https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Max:On 3
Batman:1,
Max,2
Both: Batman:We secretly follow Michael with this invisability potion the when it wares off,strike at him and tackle him
Max:We get a cat from the store,go shoping,then run for our mother fricking lives https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Batman:You do you man
Max:Wanna split up?
Batamn:Like that wouldn't be any less dangerous
Max:Okay,I'll take this side,you take the left https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Batman:I-,nevermind
*on Batman's side*
Batman:Okay,time to put of this invisibility potion on me.Why didn't I think of this in high school with my crush?Just sneak the the girls locker room in the shower and- never mind https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Michael:Because you have to put it on quicker,stupid
*Micahel knocks it out his hand*
Batman:Hey!
*the potion explodes,leaving them both flying to the ceiling*
Both:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,OOF https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Batman:My back,just like Bang broke it https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*a carpet picks him up*
Batman:AAAAAH HELP
Michael:Prepare to die in that volcano
Max:Hey,how is Batman flying?
Batman:Get me of this carpet
Max:Hey Michael?You are being used
Michael:What,No I'm not
Batman:Okay,what else do you do for them,do you ever fight or come up with an idea?
Michael:,um,wow, I am being used
Batman:Wow,it was this easy? https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*Michael reads from his magic book and unfreezes everything*
*later*
Fireman:That's,all you had to do?
Batman:Yes
Clousteasu:All you had to do?WHEN WE WERE FROZEN FOR MONTHS? https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Chris:All clear,this dude is not spying for them
Michael:I swear I will never join there side
Spider-Man:Are you really sure you wanna join this crappy tea?
Chris:He's sure,now repeat these vows after me
Batman:WAIT,I WANNA OFFICIALLY JOIN THE TEAM https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
Chris:Batman,are you okay,go takeyour pills and a nap
Batman:No,I decided to join the team after what I did to save this city,I am good enough to join
Chris:Okay,if you say so
Batman:Hurry before I change my mind
Chris:Repeat after me
Cole:*whispers to boths ear* Just don't question what weird stuff he says
Chris:Now repeat after me,I
Both:I
Chris:Am now becomeing a hero
Both:Am now becoming a hero
Chris:I will never do anything bad
Both:I will never do anything bad
Chris:And I will risk my life for people's lives and keep Ontario safe from danger
Both:And I will risk my life for people's lives and keep Ontario safe from danger
Chris:No matter what it takes,or how long it takes,I will do the mission
Both:No matter what it takes,or how long it takes,I will do the mission
Chris:In the insainlyest most impossible way
Both:In the insailyest most possible way
Batman:wait,is insainlyest a word? https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Chris:Follow what I say until I say it is done
Both:Follow what I say until I say it is done https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Chris:I shall kick badguy's asses and anything bad's asses https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*They glare at him*
*He stares back*
*They both quickly say it*
Both:I shall kick badguy's asses and anything bad's asses https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Chris:And I will never tell anyone we are undercover to fight bad guys
Both:And I will never tell anyones we are undercover to fight bad guys
Chris:It is done https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
Both:It is done https://www.myinstants.com/instant/dota2-cw-crowd-47671/
Fireman:That brings back memories
*Robin quickly runs in*
Robin:GUYS NO TIME TO FLASHBACK,IT'S REDMAN'S MOM'S WEDDING TODAY https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
Chris:Oh gosh,everyone in there real identities to celebrate Redman,this is not a drill,come on chop chop
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*at the wedding*
Caterina:Oh my gosh,Brianna,you look beautiful,go rock that wedding
Brianna:Thank you
Caterina:Well,we have to go sit with my family,good luxck,you are lucky to be a lady to marry a famous person
Brianna:Thanks
*Joseph walks in*
Joseph:Pick one,dad,or this dude you are gold digging?
Brianna:We've talked about this,he is not here to replace dad,he is here to love the family and me
Joseph:You are still in love with dad aren't you?
Brianna:Okay time to leave,pumpkin
Joseph:I knew it
*LeBlanc walkes in*
Brianna:What's up
*she turns around*
LeBlanc:You don't love him,I can see it n your eyes
Brianna:You don't know what I feel,I love that man
LeBlanc:You are using him for the money,why else would you divorce me,You said it yourself I am the love of you life and you will never let me go
Brianna:I think it's time you leave
LeBlanc:Okay fine,but you are missing all of this 6,4 tall man, 8 pack abs,and blond but handsome hair https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
*Victor walks in* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
Brianna:I said leave
*she turns around*
Brianna:Oh,wrong person
Victor:Hey honey,you look very beautiful
Brianna:Thank you,but you are not supposed to see me until I walk down the isle,wedding tradition
Victor:I just missed you,I couldn't take not seeing your beautiful face
Brianna:Aw,thanks,but you still have to go https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*LeBlanc walks back in*
Brianna:Honey,I said leave,it's bad luck,and doesn't anyone knock?
*she turns around* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
LeBlanc:Oh now I'm you honey?
Brianna:AH,PUT ON SOME CLOTHES
LeBlanc:Oh no,honey,let's do this thing
*he is naked with his crotch pixelated*
Brianna:Oh,no
*later when the wedding starts,people walk down the isle waiting for the bride to come*
Victor:Where is she?
*she comes down the isle with her dress a little messy *
Victor:Honey what happened?
Brianna:I tripped https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*the priest starts the wedding service*
Falcon:Dearly beloved
Wayne:Holy crap,it's Falcon Grande the singing villain
Joseph:It's pronounced grand even though it's spelled Grande
Peter:Shush,I'm trying to listen for the interesting part,I hear weddings always have the most drama
Henry:There was this one time where someone got arrested on there wedding day,so funny,and someone said the wrong name which cause drama,then they figured out he was gay and only wanted it for the money and baby
Grady:This wedding is so boring,wake me up when dram happens here https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Falcon:Now Brianna,your turn,repeat after me,I,Brianna
Brianna:I,Brianna
Falcon:Take thee Victor
Brianna:Take thee,LeBlanc https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
*she opens her eyes wide and closes her mouth*
*Victor backs up*
*Grady wakes up*
*Jack looks at the rest of the group*
*Joseph smiles*
*Frankie rubs his hands*
*Grady smiles*
*everyone gets surprised*
*Joseph stands up and walks to him mom*
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