Date:10/29/1990
Show:Teletoon
Cast:
Brianna as Catherine O'Hara
Chris as Paul O'Sullivan
Cole as Andrew Francis
LeBlanc as Donald Sutherland
Max as Micheal D. Cohen
Robin as Brian Drummond
Redman as Trevor Devall
Spider-Man as Eric Bouza
Victor Garber as Victor Garber
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Redman:Not how I thought it would go,but
Spider-Man:Get over it,she marrying him
*Chris gets up*
Chris:Would you stop talking,I'm trying to catch some Z's https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Max:Same like shut the frick up https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Cole:Get Robin
Chris:But Robin
*Batman throws Robin out the attic to let him talk to them*
Robin:AAAAAH,oof https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Redman:Bro,Gray
Robin:Yeah,what?
Redman:You know how Avil bit my dad,which affected his genes?
Robin:Yeah,why?
Redman:My mom won't believe that it happened
Robin:Get her to find a big rat
Redman:She thinks he abandon us,and she is engaged with someone else
Robin:Okay and?Just break them up,make that person a bad guy to her.Okay I'm done here,bye https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Redman:She marrying Victor Garber
*he turns around*
Robin:THE Victor Garber? https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Redman:Yes
Robin:Let's go https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
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Redman:WHY?WHY I TELL YOU WHY?
Robin:Now we are stuck in the fricking air because of Avil's mean sister
Redman:It's like she smashed the autopilot button
Robin:We have been stuck up here for 3 weeks,I came here to see my dreams
Redman:Dude,we are here to see my dad
Robin:What dad? https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Redman:I think I have an idea
Robin:No,we are not making out again https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/ https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
Redman:Uh,change of plans https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Redman:Let's break the plane floor so air can come in and bring the plane down
Robin:But them we'll crash and die
Redman:Not if we where a-
Robin:NO MORE CONDOMS https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Redman:Sure,call a parachute that
Robin:Well,there is only 2 of us on this private jet and a pilot,co-pilot and 2 food servers and there is like 20 parachutes,so we are good
Redman:Let's start punch
*they start to punch*
Redman:Owie,my hand go owie https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Robin:Or,we could use our cannon we were going to plan in ra-
Redman:NO LET'S USE IT https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*they break the floor and the plane starts to fall as everyone on a plane gets individual parachute except for Redman and Robin*
Robin:Okay,let's gooooooooooooo *as he falls*
Redman:O-kaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy * as he falls*
*Robins parachute rips and his emergency one*
Robin:AAAAAAAAAAAAAA,HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
*Robin hangs on to Redman's abdomen and his face is to his crotch* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Redman:Don't suck it again https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Redman:Because I didn't bring any underwear,remember? https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*Redman's pants slip off and Robin falls* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Robin:Oh gosh,your pants,OH GOD,I'M FALLING
*Redman is naked and his dick is pxielated*
Redman:OH MY GOSH https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*Robin falls on land and lands on his crotch*
Robin:OOOOO,mommy!*squeals*
*later in the HQ*
*Max and Batman are laughing*
Max:Wow,I can't picture Redman and Robin,doing it
Batman:Screw Babrie and Ken,more like Ryan did Ken https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Max:That wasn't funny,and I have no jokes,so,uh,let's talk about how weird this is https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Batman:Sure,so who new that they had an a-
*Chris wakes up*
Chris:*yawns*Aw man,how long was I asleep for?
Batman:Long enough for me to read your diary
Chris:Wait,what?Please don't tell mama,and I'm sorry I hate you guys,you just seem annoying https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Batman:Dude,you don't care about us,you care about the money,I'm out
Max:Same,dude,you are using us
Batman:Come on dude,let's make our own group
Chris:Wait,no,we can make this about you guys,you can be captain ,and I need money-WAIT I MEAN
Max and Batman:Screw you,I'm leaving
Chris:Aw,man
Spider-Man:Don't worry dude
Cole:You have us
Chris:Yeah,I hate you guys,you are nerds https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*in New York*
Redman:Well,what a boat ride
Robin:That dude is a bad boat driver
*a giant rat bites a tree down*
Rat:HISSSSSSSS,LEAVE HUMANS,OR I'LL INJECT YOU WITH A BITE
Redman:Not 'till I inject you,*camera zooms up closer to his lips*Dad
Rat:WHATA*siliva drips from his mouth*
Redman:GET HIM,DUDE
*Robin jumps to the rat and tackles him*
Rat:AXZSSSHSSHSHS,LET ME GOOOOcvx
*he flings him on hos tail,then robin comes back to whack him with a tree,but the tree is too heavy,so he drops it,and it hits Redman's arms,and the injection falls in the water*
Redman:NOOOOOOO
Robin:*in pain*GET THIS DAMN TREE OFF ME https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Redman:THE INJECTION
Robin:Dude,safe me first,my life is getting squashed,and my balls,too https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Redman:Damn,I feel that
*he lifts the tree up*
Robin:Ha,moron,I just made you do that so I can call dibs on finding the injection in the water
Redman:WAIT,I CAN'T FIGHT MY DADDY! https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Rat:I"MTH NOTH YOURSSSSS DADYYY
Redman:You don't know that
*They start to tackle each other,then the Rat swings at his face and poops on him shoe to make the smell bad to make him faint,but it doesn't work,so he bites his crotch*
Redman:AH,my pipi https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Redman:Okay,you wanna play dirty *squeals*,Okay let's play dirty https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Rat:OKAYYYASTH FDiGHTH ME BISSSCCC
Redman:Woah,don't say that https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*they start to fight again,and the Rat chokes him with his tail and keeps squeezing his neck*
Redman:Oh,can't breathe *squeals* Robin hurry
*Robin swims down,and finds the injection,but then a shark finds it too,and eats it*
Robin:*bubbles*Oh god no
*he runs out of air and swims up to shore*
Redman:Did you find it?
Robin:Our "ballons" are on the plane https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Robin:I swam for the injection,but then a- WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*a shark brings him down in the water for a duel*
Robin:*bubbles*Oh hell no
*the shark opens his mouth to bite him,he dodges,just as the injection comes out,and he grabs it,and the shark bites part of it,which the liqud starts to leak and he swims off to shore*
Redman:Help,quick,my face is red
Robin:The in injection liquid is leaking,the shark broke it,lead the rat into the water
Redman:That's your job to fight it so I can be free
Robin:You're right
*Robin punches the rat so it chases after him,and Redman kicks the rat into the water and the liqud touches him*
Rat:You weask,thissth doesth notthhhhhinga
Redman:Okay daddy https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Robin:Not true, maybe daddy-in-law https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Rat:WATTHHS? https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Rat:Wait,I feel werid,what did you putttsaass in thisssssth thingg?
Redman:I didn't know that rat poison was in there?
Rat:What?
*he passes out*
*they conect with Chris on the line*
Redman:Chris,we got him
Chris:Copy dat
Robin:Let's take him away
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*later*
*The rat wakes up as a human being in a hospital in Canada*
Human Rat:Aw,man,what happened
*the door opens*
Joseph:Dad?
Grady:Mr Joseph's dad? https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Joseph:You won't believe what happened after last thanksgiving
LeBlanc:No I remember the whole rat thing and evil thing,and two heroes calling me daddy https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
LeBlanc:Those dudes were weird,so where's your mom
Grady:Uh,um,mine?Dude that's mean,I'm an orphan since I was an infant
Joseph:Please don't tell the story again
Grady:It was 1981 and
Joseph Sr.:I mean my wife,Joey,where's mommy?
Joseph:What wife?
Victor:Hey kids https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
LeBlanc:OH MY GOSH YOUR VICTOR GARBER
Victor:Well hi sir
Brianna:Okay guys,let's go home
Victor and Joseph Sr.:Hi honey
Joseph Sr.:Wait what?
*Brianna and Victor start to make out*
LeBlanc:Um,DUDE,A CELEB IS MAKING OUT WITH MY WIFE
Brianna:Well,since you were gone and never came back,I figured you left us,or you died,so I met someone else,just fill in these divorce papers
LeBlanc:So I turn into a rat and this happens?Stupid human rat
Joseph:Don't worry,every single one of your rat genes are out of your body
Grady:Hey,everyone interrupted my story,so anyways i-
LeBlanc:Well wish you a damn good day to you people
Joseph:Don't worry dad,I don't want them to get married either,so I'll come visit a lot of times,just not now https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Grady:So no one respects my story?Damn https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
LeBlanc:Brianna,since I'm here and you know what happened-
Brianna:Sorry,but I'm with someone else now,that I love,oh,and fill out these divorce papers
LeBlanc:*to himself*Well,get ready Victor,I'm no longer a fan,so that means you are going to be filling out these papers i a few weeks,you won't know what hit you
*meanwhile outside*
Joseph:Yes,the boat is still here,take us back home
Brianna:Yeah
*the boat driver starts to drive*
Grady:You know what that means?
All:Another boat singinty songy https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
All:
Ooh, ahh
Ooh, ahh
Joseph:And as I laughed at those passengers to heaven
A great big wave came and washed me over board!
Grady:And as I sank and I hollered "Someone save me!"
That's the moment I woke up
Briannna:Thank the lord
Victor:(Thank the Lord, thank the lord)
Victor:And I said to myself, "Sit down"
All:(Said to myself "Sit down")
Grady:Sit down, you're rockin' the boat
All:(Sit down)
Joseph:And I said to myself, "Sit down"
All:(Said to myself "Sit down")
Grady:Sit down, you're rockin' the boat
Victor:And the devil will drag you under
All:(Ohhhh)
By the sharp lapel of your checkered coat
Sit down
All:Sit down, sit down, sit down
Sit down you're rockin' the boat
Brianna:Sit down, you're rockin', sit down, sit down
Sit down, you're rockin' the boat
Joseph and Brianna:Sit down, you're rockin', sit down, sit down
Sit down, you're rockin' the boat
