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The Mysteries Season 2 Episode 3:Canadian What? PG-L

Mar 9, 2020 by KidDrift76
Date:4/28/1990
Show:Teletoon
Cast:
Avery as Cobie Smulders
Chris as Paul O'Sullivan
Cole as Andrew Francis
Mary Dayberman as Carrie Barrett
Michael as M. Christian Heywood
Max as Micheal D. Cohen
Mayor Malckamoore as Sean Cullen
Police Man as Geroge Gaynes
Spider-Man as Eric Bouza
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*In Alberta*
Avery:Stupid pieces of crap
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*as Avil sister,Avery,keeps cursing,a teenage boy walks up to the basketball court with a basketball to practice*
Boy:He goes for the shot,and fakes,ooh,watch it,and he goes for a real shot,and makes a half court.3 points.And the crowd goes wild.
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Boy:And he goes for another shot,but fakes it again,then goes for full court,and-
*the basketball goes over the board and hits Avery*
Avery:Oh you little piece of sh*t
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Boy:Language,gees,it was an accident
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Avery:Are you trying to kill me so I can be dead like my brother?
Boy:No
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Boy:It may have seemed that I had a blood vessel or muscle must have skipped my brains orders and went for it to just-
Avery:No science nerdy crapbag
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Boy:You little Drumheller
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*Avery gives him a wedgie,then a knuckle sandwich*
Boy:ow
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Boy:I'm telling
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*two weeks later,he comes with his sister's volleyball to practice on the volleyball court*
Boy:I might pratice my serving first.Going overhand.0 serving 0.
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*he hits it then Avery walks by again and gets hit*
Avery:Oh you moron
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Boy:Uh-oh,not again
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Avery:You frickin' liar
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Boy:Why are you walking on a volleyball court anyways?
Avery:Why are you hitting me with this stupid ball?
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*she pops the ball *
Boy:Hey,that was my sister's ba-
*she shoves it in his mouth*
Boy:Mmmmmmmm.MMM MM  MM MM MM MMMM.(AAAAHHH,get this ball out my mouth)
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Boy:MMM MM MMMM(I can't breathe)
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Boy:MMM MMM MMMMM MMMMMM MMMM MMM MMM MMMMM MMMM  MMMMMMM  MMMMM MMMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMMMMMMM(And mysister is gonna get mad because her ball is popped and she needs it for practice)
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Boy:MMM MM MM MMMM MMMM MM(And I have my saliva on it)
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Avery:Shut the frick up
Boy:MM(No)*he crosses his arm*
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*she kicks him in the groin*
*he spits the ball out*
*it lands on her face*
Avery:EWww
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Boy:My crotch
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Boy:My kiwis
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Boy:Michael Jr.
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Boy:I'm sorry that me,furture Michael Sr.,won't let you have siblings*
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Avery:SHUT UP
*she shoves the ball in his underwear*
Michael:It can't fit
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Michael:It's wet,too
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
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Theme:
Ad:
The creators of Final Fight
Mike:Gimmie my damn daughter back,Belger
And The Mysteries
Michael:What is that video on?
Max:Pornhub
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
There is a new show
Mac:That Big "Mac"was good,not gonna lie
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Coming February
Mac:It taste like feet
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Arthur:I like it
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Arthur:What's not to like?Bread:good,Banana:good,Chicken:GOOOD
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Starring Laurie Main
Mac and Arthur:That's me
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Both:No,me
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Both:What do you mean?That's totally me
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Marco:What about it's both of you
Both:Oooooooooh
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Both:Yeah,that makes sense
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
And Benjamin Rivera
Marco:I act just like
Are here to fight crime in New York
Mac:Uh,were from Canada
Marco:And I'm from Mexico
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
And their biggest rivals are in Bridgeport
Wayne:Get a life,dweeb
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
These guys will fight until something end their life
Karlson:The world is ending in 1999 on New Years Eve,facts
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Ed:Also called dooms day,dumbass
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Toon in every month to see these hilarious adults toon up the comedy from a 1989 show
On Teletoon
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Mayor Malckamoore:Breaking news Toronto,we have seen a kid get bullied in his neighborhood.We're passing it down too you fella
Michael:Hi,I'm Mike,or Michael,and these pass two week,there is this girl named Avery that has been bullying me,and she is abnormal,but she's not from Toronto,she in-
Mayor Malckamoore:Thank you for sharing with us Michael,
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Chris:You guys heard that?
Max:Yup
Cole:Now I got you loud and clear
Chris:And I want you to watch this part of the news
Spider-Man:Why
Chris:Because it's you guys 10 months ago
Mary:Now showing the most awesome prisoners you can ever see.10 months ago,someone was guilty of killing a villain
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Spider-Man:Really?
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Mary:Then soon,he told the police officer that his friends were part of it,too,causing them to get arrested,too
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Mary:But then sang Jackson 5's I Want You Back,and it was amazing and recorded on social media and went viral,but after that,they went missing
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Max:Man,you guys are evil
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Spider-Man:I swear if they tell anyone to find us,then I will fu-
Mary:The police force,since they left,have been looking for these people,but they look familiar to the heroes of Toronto,so please,if you find them,call 911
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Cole:Please,like anyone is gonna believe them
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
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Ad:
On February,the new show is coming at 7:30 pm  on Teletoon
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Chris:I need at least 2 of you guys to go find here in Canada
Max:I'm not really from Canada because I'm Jamaican,how many states does Canada have?
Cole:None
Max:Then what the heck is Manitoba and Ontario?
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Spider-Man:In Canada,there are Territories and Provinces
Chris:10 Provinces and 2 Territories
Cole:Why don't you take a seat and let us tell you a story
Max:Oooooh,nice,story,nice way to skip work
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Cole:Let's just call this story:Canadian What?
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Cole:So,back in the 1534,Jacques Cartier,from France,was sent from his king of France to go find new land,the climate was cold,and he took the wrong turn,and went north,but found a new land,which he called New France,then was later called Canada
Max:So that one person named all the provinces and territories?
Spider-Man:No,during the 1800's,during the Westward Expansion,and during slavery,France still owned Canada during the French and Indian War when they were teaming against Britain after the American Revolution when British lost and wanted revenge,so after France won,they and Britain decided to share  Canada and leave U.S. alone.
Max:So that's why there is both English and Canadian French in Canada
Chris:Honestly,I know nothing about Canada,so I can't have no say in this
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Cole:During slavery,when Harriet Tubman was freeing slaves,she led people to Canada to be safe like Moses brought people up north to Canada,and that;s when they called this continent North America instead of calling it all America and called Haspainia South America,and after that,they announced Canada a country
Max:Cool,I was wondering how it came to be
Chris:But what about the provinces?
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Cole:Canadian my ass
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Spider-Man:When it joined July 1st,1867,it also had 5 other Provinces with Canada,New Brunswick,Nova Scotia,Ontario,Prince Edward Island,and Quebec
Max:Cool
Chris:Okay,now that I knew
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Max:How did you graduate and manage to make a business?
Chris:The gods love me
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Cole:After that,Canada got bigger a gained a territory which they called Northwest Territories,which became the first Territories,then came Manitoba,the next province in July 15th,1870
Max:No wonder they make comics about a fictional Manitoba Smith
Spider-Man:A year later in July 20th,came British Columbia,then 2 years later in July 1st,cam Prince Edwards Island,then at the end of the century  in June 13th,1898,they found one of the coldest places on Earth,the Yukon,and it was its second territory
Cole:Then in the beginning of this century,in September 1st,1905,dinosaurs were so popular like Californa,Georgia,and Carolina's gold made it a state,Alberta became a province due to it's dinosaur bones,and Saskatchewan was popular for it's Saskatchenakwa's,or in America's case,Yeti myths
Max:But,my aunt is from Newfoundland,is that a province,or a territory?
Spider-Man:It's a province in March 31st,1949 due to it's fishing population and its rocking eastern shore
Cole:And that's all you need o know about Canada
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/dota2-cw-crowd-47671/
Max:Cool
Chris:Nice
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
Chris:Anyways,I need you and Cole to go to those Canadian territories and provinces to find that girl,because I have a felling she is a villain
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*closing credits*
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Ad:
Song:
Spider-Man:Uh ohh
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
Let me tell you now
Uh huh
*They start dancing*

When I had you to myself
I didn't want you around
Those pretty faces always made you
All:Stand out in a crowd
Cole:But someone picked you from the bunch
One glance was all it took
Now it's much too late for me
All:To take a second look

Spider-Man:Oh, baby, give me one more chance
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
All:(To show you that I love you)
Cole:Won't you please let me
All:Back in your heart
Clousteau:Oh, darling, I was blind to let you go
*they start to get off they stage and walk to the concrete for more space*
All:(Let you go baby)
Redman:But now since I see you in his arms
All:(I want you back)
Clousteau:Yes, I do now
All:(I want you back)
Robin:ooh ooh, baby
All:(I want you back)
Cole:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All:(I want you back)
Spider-Man:Now, now, now, now

Trying to live without your love
Is one long sleepless night
Let me show you girl
All:That I know wrong from right

Robin:Every street you walk on
I leave tear stains on the ground
Following the girl
I didn't even want around
All:(Let me show you now)

Spider-Man:Oh, baby, give me one more chance
All:(To show you that I love you)
Cole:Won't you please let me
All:Back in your heart
Clousteau:Oh, darling, I was blind to let you go
All:(Let you go baby)
Robin:But now since I see you in his arms
Redman:(Ohh)
All:(bum, bum, bum, bum-buh-bum, bum)
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/
(Bum, bum, bum, bum-buh-bum, bum)
(Bum, bum, bum, bum-buh-bum, bum)
(Bum, bum, bum, bum-buh-bum, bum)
Cole and Spider-Man: ah, buh bum, bum, bum
All:(Bum, bum, bum, bum-buh-bum, bum)
Redman and Robin:ah, buh bum, bum, bum
Spider-Man:All I want
All:(Bum, bum, bum, bum-buh-bum, bum) ah, buh bum, bum, bum
Cole:All I need
All:(Bum, bum, bum, bum-buh-bum, bum) ah, buh bum, bum, bum
Clousteau:All I want
(Bum, bum, bum, bum-buh-bum, bum) ah, buh bum, bum, bum
Redman and Robin:All I need
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/

Robin:Oh, just one more chance
Redman:To show that I love you
Robin:Baby
Redman:(baby)
Robin:Baby
Redman:(baby)
Robin:Baby
Redman:(baby)
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughs-34329/
*Note that the laugh track started because it looked like they were making it sound like they were gay for each other*

All:(I want you back)
Spider-Man:Forget what happened then
All:(I want you back)
Cole:Let me live again
*Someone start to break dance*
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/

Robin:Oh, baby I was blind to let you go
But now since I see you it is all
All:(I want you back)
Clousteau:Spare me of this cause
Cole:Get back what I lost
*Someone twirls on their head*
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/cheering-crowd-short-98562/

Robin:Oh baby I need one more chance, ha
Redman:I tell ya that I love you
Clousteau:Baby
Spider-Man:(Oh),
Cole:baby
Redman:(oh),
Robin:baby
All:(oh)
*they all exit the stage to secretly make everyone think that they are going to bow after curtains open up but are really going to escape*
All:I want you back, ha
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-clap/
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