Date:1/21/1989
Show:Teletoon
Cast:
Fireman and Clousteau as Maurcie La Marche
Spider-Man as Eric Bouza
Kole as Andrew Francis
Chris as Paul O'Sullivan
Donovann as Jaun Chioran
Troyke as Jaun Chioran
The 3 Moruchos as Megan Fahlenbock
Figure as Frankie Grande
News Reporter as Arthur Kent
Robin as Brian Drummond
Redman as Trevor Devall
Super Boy as Jaun Choiran
Joseph's dad as Donald Sutherland
Avil as Victor Garber
Vocie:Last time on The Mysteries
*10 years ago Jack Jr. is 1 and Jack Sr. is 47 in 1979*
*Three young people appear from the streets*
Jack Sr.:I'll keep us out of danger you stay back son
Mouchoucho #3:All right retards gives are money or else were gonna have to kick some ass
Jack Sr.:Ignore them they are from another world
*The Mouchochos jump and kick Sr. to a trash can and Jr. runs to get him out as the Ms leave the ass place*
*5 years later in 1984 Sr. is 52 and Jr. is 6 and Jack sounds like a normal kid now*
Jr.:Daddy?You really th-th-think we-w-we should b-b-b-b-be walk-w-wa-al-walk-walki-walkin-walking here?
Sr.:What's the matter
Jr.:W-w-we-wel-well re-rem-reme-remem-remem-rememb-remember last ti-ti=time?
Sr.:That was 10 years ago that would not ha-pe-the hell?When you guys get here? https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
M #1:Well,well well,look who came to visit
*M #3 knocks Jr. over and M # 2 takes Sr. away*
Jr.:Dad!
*Jr. runs all the way home*
*5 years later when Jr. is 11 and Sr. is 57,the M's are in the streets still with Sr.*
Jr.:Oh no,I shouldn't go here i remember last time
*He turns around to run away just as M #3 is there*
Jr.:You are so lucky I learned something and something else and watch your language
M #1:Make him asshole
*Sr. jumps out the truck to kick them* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/girls-cheering/
Sr:Yep I learned to kick ass too https://www.myinstants.com/instant/girls-cheering/https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
Jr.:DAD!!!
Jr.:But let's kicks some ass https://www.myinstants.com/instant/girls-cheering/
*They beat the crap ut of the M's* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/girls-cheering/https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-clap/
Figure hiding behind wall:They could be good for "my"business
*The figure drags them in a bag and brings them underground*
Chris:Hi guys.I am Chris,and I have seen you guys fight,and i want you for my business to fight villains here in Toronto,Canada,you will get paid
Chris:Welcome,to HQ https://www.myinstants.com/instant/girls-cheering/
Chris:We get paid monthly $70 dollars all and we split that against us and I told the mayor we do a secret job where no one else can know
Jr.:Jack
Chris:You are Clouseau and
Sr:Just call me senior
Chris:Senior you are Fireman https://www.myinstants.com/instant/girls-cheering/
Chris:Our first emergency It says that Mo-wow-choch-wo-chos are on the loose the kill animals in Africa https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
Chris:Yup,but I don't have enough money to buy a ticket
Chris:And I don't have a passport
Clouseau:Yeah I quit this stupid place already,and it's only my first day at the job
Fireman:I'm gonna tell everyone about this place,why do you even wanna keep it secret?
*everyone piles up to climb down the sewers to se what is up*
Chris:Aw man my life is ruined
*a figure pulls the 3 M's*
Figure:Hey,you guys suck so much,that you suck dick,so I like your attitude to ruin people's life and all,so I'm opening a business to be a villain team
Figure:First Mission:Go screw up people's animals in Africa
*10 years ago two boys,Peter and Henry are walking on the side walk.Peter is 5 and Henry is 7*
*Two people start stepping on there castles*
Donovann:Hey little kids,done playing with your stupid castles?
*Troyke kicks Peter in the face*
Peter:Ow*cries*
*His nose starts to bleed*
Henry:MOM!!
Both:Haha kids
*They both leave*
*5 years later,they are at Henry's house and Henry is 12 and Peter is 10*
*Peter catches the basketball*
*Someone slaps it out of his hands*
Donovann:Going somewhere?
Donovann:Then I'm gonna kick your behind
*Donovann kicks Henry's back*
*Now Henry is 17 and Peter is 15 and they are walking down the street and see people crowding against the sewers*
Chris:NO NO THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE
Fireman:Don't listen to him,yes there is
Clousteau:Yes there is a maison down here
Chris:It's only a HQ oh damn it https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
Peter:Oh look,it's news central look at the build board
*The build board says that people are in Africa trying to destroy wildlife*
*people go run to read te news but only 2 people stay and guess who*
Donovann:Damn it they left https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
Peter:Aww damn it they're here https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
Henry:Well bullies from our childhood,we meet once more
Troyke:So is it every 5 years we meet
Peter:No it's gonna be the last time now
*They beat Donovann and Troyke up* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/girls-cheering/
Fireman:Wow
Clousteau:Wow perfect
Fireman:Makes me motivated to stay here
Clousteau:Same dude
Chris:So you guys will stay?
Both:Of course https://www.myinstants.com/instant/girls-cheering/
Chris:Wait here
*He walks to Peter and Henry*
Chris:Hi,I'm Chris Lizowski,and I seen you guys fight,and I recently just opened up a business to fight Ontario villains
Both:Sure https://www.myinstants.com/instant/girls-cheering/
Chris:But you can't tell anyone,this is your after-school job
Both:Okay
*Chris teaches them rules 1 and moves on to rule 2*
Chris:Now time for your super hero name
Peter:Oh I can be Parker
Henry:And I can be Jason
Chris:Good ideas,but I already selected them
*He points to Henry*
Henry:Henry https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
Chris:You are Cole and
*he points to Peter*
Peter:Peter https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
Chris:You can be Spider-Man https://www.myinstants.com/instant/girls-cheering/ https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-clap/
Clousteau:Cool,hey wanna watch the news?
Henry:Well the news isn't really my thing but
*Turns on TV*
News reporter:Breaking news,more bad people are spreading because someone just robbed the bank
Fireman:Great our second mission and our first one hasn't even started
Cole:So do we go or...
Spider-Man:I think we wait for him to finish his call
Fireman:What are gonna do our business is out of control
Chris:I don't know,we need to find at least 3 more people or someone who can kick good ass
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*Two boys that are best friends,Joseph and Grady,are playing on there scooters.Joseph is 4 and Grady is 3* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/girls-cheering/
Joey:Yo dude,i wanna see you jump that ramp
Grady:How much you wanna bet that I'll make it
Joey:Hmmmmm?Can$16 https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
Grady:Haha That's too easy.just give me my money already
Joey:No I wanna see you do it https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
Grady:Okay if you say so
*Someone sticks out there arm and blocks Grady and Grady hits the arm and flies to Joseph*
Grady:Ow
*That person pick up Grady*
Super Boy:Hey cunts you better go inside,or I'll stick this pencil up your ass and burn down your fricking house bitches okay?
Grady:You're not allowed to say that
Avil:He just did asshole
*Avil grabs a sharp pencil and shoves it up Grady's butt hole and Super Boy burns there house down and Joseph parents are seen naked on the bed that has a stain of white*
Joseph:What the heck?Mom and Dad why are you naked on the bed and why is your bed stained with white? https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
Joey's Dad:Um,we were trying to get you a sibling? https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/ https://www.myinstants.com/instant/girls-cheering/ https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-clap/
*Joey's mom slaps his dad* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
Dad:I miss you too https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
Dad:But we are gonna have to buy a new house.Kids why were you playing with fire?
Joseph:But we weren't,ah damn,we we're blamed for flipping nothing
Grady:I will get those bullies because,it's war time
*Joey taps on Grady's shoulders*
Joseph:You own CA$16 https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
Grady:Really? https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
Grady:Here you go https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
*5 years later at a basketball game.Joey is 9 and Grady is 8*
Grady:I feel lie the Canadians are gonna win this game because they had to much wins and lost this time
Joseph:No,it looks like
Grady:NO THE CANADIANS ARE GONNA WIN THIS GAME OF 1984 AND WIN BRONZE FORTHIS GAME OF AUGUST 9TH https://www.myinstants.com/instant/girls-cheering/
Grady:Sorry I get a little -um
Joseph:Competitive and gay https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
*Someone behind them pokes at them but they ignore*
Grady:Basketball is the game of all games
Joseph:Then how come a year old can beat you at it? https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
*Someone pokes at them again*
Grady:I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU PO-
*They see Avil and Super Boy there*
Joseph:We should get going anyway
*they run home*
*A few months later at Thanksgiving,they are playing tag in the backyard*
Dad:Kids,get inside
Joseph:Okay
*Avil sneaks behind Joey's dad and bites him in the paralysis system*
Dad:Hey kids wanna play a game
Joseph:I thought you told us to get inside
Dad:You know you wanna play
*Joey's dad chases them around and then his dad jumps to the moon and turns into a creature*
Joseph:DAD
Super Boy:Asking why Mr. Daddy is acting this way?
Joseph:YOU
Avil:No,me i bit him
Grady:You and your gaps between your teeth https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
Avil:Your next
*Grady jumps off the walk and kicks them in the face* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/girls-cheering/
Joseph:That was good dude
Grady:I learn it from my secret marshal arts teacher
Joseph:Be careful if you order a Caesar from an American bartender — you might wind up with a salad. A Bloody Mary is the closest equivalent for our friends south of the border, but it's just not the same mate https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
Joseph:Hey,I have no idea what that means
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*Now Joey is 14 and Grady is 13 and they are walking beside buildings and here alarms go off*
Chris:Hey stop right there
Donovann:No make us you are just one,what are you gonna do
*Fireman and Clousteau pop out from behind him* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/girls-cheering/
Troyke:Dang
Donovann:But it's just 3 weaklings against two
*Spider-Man and Cole appear behind them* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/girls-cheering/
Fireman:But we are stronger together
*Super Boy and Avil jump from a helicopter behind them*
Avil:But we can beat your ass more dingus
*Joseph and Grady kick all 4 of there butts and Troyke lets go of the money and he and Donovann drag them to HQ* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/girls-cheering/
Chris:You thinking what I am thinking?
*He brings them through step 1 and on to step 2*
Chris:Time for superhero names and I have already picked them out and thell me your names so it won't be embarrassing
Joey:Joseph
Grady:Grady
Chris:Joseph you are known as Redman and Grady you are Robin https://www.myinstants.com/instant/girls-cheering/
News Reporter:Looks like a store is getting robbed by 4 people and the police are no where to be seen
Fireman:Well looks like we have our third mission and our second is complete
Redman;Let's go https://www.myinstants.com/instant/girls-cheering/
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Villains:We're rich
Super Boy:Look at all this money
Fireman:Give it back
Chris:Now https://www.myinstants.com/instant/girls-cheering/
Avil:Make us
Super Boy:Shut the hell up https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
Donovann:Why would you say that
*They beat them up and return there money* https://www.myinstants.com/instant/girls-cheering/ https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-clap/
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*Back at HQ*
Chris;Now you guys may think that you guys are done and you are on the team,but not yet
Fireman:Are you making a rule chart
Chris:We act like Heroes,duh https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
Chris:But you gotta take your vows
All:Okay
Chris:But first Fireman is our team capitan only because is old enough and doesn't have school so he can be here all day.You must tell your parents and teachers that you got an afterschool job from me.Fire and Clousteau are partners,Spider and Cole are,and Red and Robin are.Clousteau is capitan assistance
Clousteau:What a wacky adventure
Chris:Now it's time for the vows.Put your right hand to your heart.Now repeat after me.I,
All:I
Chris:Am now become a hero
All:Am now becoming a hero
Chris:I will never do anything bad
All:I will never do anything bad
Chris:And I will risk my life for people's lives and keep Ontario safe from danger
All:And I will risk my life for people's lives and keep Ontario safe
Chris:I shall kick badguy's asses and anything bad's asses https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
*They all glare at him*
*He stares back*
All:I shall kick badguy's asses and anything bad's asses https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-laughing-16108/
Chris:And I will never tell anyone we are undercover to fight bad guys
All:And I will never tell anyones we are undercover to fight bad guys
Chris:It is done https://www.myinstants.com/instant/girls-cheering/
All:It is done https://www.myinstants.com/instant/crowd-clap/
*closing credits*
Special thanks to 6teen bc this is basically a knock-off of it if you look at season 1 and hopefully if there is,2 to see harder
