Just had the worst hookup of my life
14thNov 21, 2020
- He picks me up, he takes me to a forest, I blow him in the woods, my jeans have mud on them at the knees now so it’s gonna be obvious when I get home that I was blowing someone off. We left the forest and went to a parking lot to fuck in the backseat and he literally took 5 minutes to find the fucking hole and put it in. 5 FUCKING MINUTES. And THEN 3 minutes into fucking me he’s like “oh fuck the condom has a rip in it” so then I was like no and we stopped fucking. I wasn’t blowing him anymore cause his dick tasted like he doesn’t wash it so I made him jerk off til he came.
I’m appalled. NEVER in my life have I had a hookup this bad. I’m taking it back.
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