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  12. Ranking the Mario Kart Wii tracks: 32nd

Ranking the Mario Kart Wii tracks: 32nd

Aug 30, 2018 by Kathmandu
imageTo commemorate Mario Kart Wii turning 10 years old this year, I have decided to rank and give my opinions on each of the 32 tracks. I haven’t played the game for around 6 or 7 years now but it’s probably my favourite video game from my childhood. There are some great and not-so-great tracks, so let’s rank the best and worst of MKWii!

Disclaimer: This is a subjective ranking based purely on how much I personally enjoy the tracks rather than using any set/objective criteria so there may be a few unpopular opinions lol

Enjoy!

Finishing with the wooden spoon, in dead last we have…
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Luigi Circuit





Oh Luigi Circuit.. this should really not come as a surprise lol. Being the first track of the Mushroom cup, this will be the first track that most people encounter in Mkwii. Therefore, Luigi Circuit has the important job of introducing players to both the game and controls, and so of course the track has to be very straightforward and easy to navigate. It serves this purpose well, but once you become familiar with the game this track doesn't have very much going for it... or really anything going for it? Simplistic tracks can work well, but there is really nothing that makes playing this track exciting. It's not even that the design or music is necessarily bad, it's just that nothing stands out in any way to me. You go around in a circle for 30 secs, then again, and then you're finished... yay?! It's also pretty difficult to separate from the pack due to there being essentially no shortcuts, so lap 3 involves a lot of luck. If you happen to get a bullet bill, star or golden mushroom power-up during the last 10 seconds you can easily snag 1st place despite being in last for the whole race.
Overall, I feel Luigi Circuit falls short but for better or worse, it will always be notorious.

Mushroom Cup:
Moo Moo Meadows
Mushroom Gorge
Toad’s Factory

Flower Cup:
Mario Circuit
Coconut Mall
DK Summit
Wario’s Gold Mine

Star Cup:
Daisy Circuit
Koopa Cape
Maple Treeway
Grumble Volcano

Special Cup:
Dry Dry Ruins
Moonview Highway
Bowser’s Castle
Rainbow Road

Shell Cup:
GCN Peach Beach
DS Yoshi Falls
SNES Ghost Valley 2
N64 Mario Raceway

Banana Cup:
N64 Sherbet Land
GBA Shy Guy Beach
DS Delfino Square
GCN Waluigi Stadium

Leaf Cup:
DS Desert Hills
GBA Bowser Castle 3
N64 DK’s Jungle Parkway
GCN Mario Circuit

Lightning Cup:
SNES Mario Circuit 3
DS Peach Gardens
GCN DK Mountain
N64 Bowser’s Castle

32nd: Luigi Circuit

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So far this is an accurate ranking
Sent by koolness234,Aug 30, 2018
Tag me
Sent by adeleadele,Aug 30, 2018
Hell yeah, add me
Sent by Scononduders,Aug 30, 2018
Tag me please!
Sent by Icarus_Mark,Aug 30, 2018

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