*NEW TRIBE BROADWAY*
Iggy, CF - So, the tribe dissolve definitely turned out for the cliquey. We basically are all separated by tribal lines basically, and... I’m the only tribe rap... and Ashanti is the only tribe RnB... we got to hope rather than picking off the minority, the 2 major alliances, Country and Broadway, use as as swing votes... or else... Iggy Iggz may be Iggy Outz.
*IMMUNITY CHALLENGE*
BROADWAY TRIBE WINS IMMUNITY!
They send EmmyLou, who will consequently miss Tribal Council.
Iggy, CF - I am stoked to being immune from this tribal council... it gives me more time to position myself where I can ACTUALLY have the social positioning to become a swing vote, rather than it be a shot in the dark at the last second.
*EXILE ISLAND*
EmmyLou, CF - I sort of just accept that the chances the idol hasn’t been found are slim to none...
*EMMYLOU SETS UP A SLEEPING SPACE IN THE SAND*
EmmyLou, CF - So I’m just going to take this chance to just relax. And be HAPPY I’m not at tribal. I do wish I had more time for social game, but... I could’ve gone home tonight, so... I’m taking this stress free round for everything I can get.
*TRIBE BROADWAY*
-Idina sets up and extra camp for the new castaways-
Ashanti - Girl, what are you doin’?
Idina - Setting setting up a whole extra camp and fire pit, because there’s more people! We need more room for everyone.
Ashanti, CF - Idina is doing... THE MOST. She’s like that overly hospitable friend you all have that you always want to have around when you’re sick. But then when you get sick, you’re like no no no... I can handle it by myself. But, yeah. We couldn’t, so Idina doing that was... AWESOME.
*TRIBE RAP*
-Bhad Bhabie tans with Barbra-
Barbra - Bhad, will you keep it real with me?
Bhad Bhabie - YAH I’LL KEEP IT HUNDED’.
Barbra - ...
Barbra, CF, Last Season 17th Place - I’m the only Broadway Bitch on this tribe, and the alliances immediately were tribal line based... my growing relationship with... “Bhad Bhabie” is likely my only chance of survival.
Bhad Bhabie - I’LL TALK TO EM FOR YOU. *gets up and walks away*
*Danielle, EmmyLou, Missy, Queen Latifah & Reba stand together*
Danielle - I think we oughta target one a the RnB Girls, they SMART.
Missy - I’m not sure, though. We have a perfect opportunity to take out a vet right now.
Missy, CF - We already handled crazy Azealia Banks, the RnB crew handled Ciara. If we can keep this going... it’s basically a new season. I want to be the first season that... SUCCESSFULLY takes out the vets.
*Alicia, Nicole & Tinashe approach Barbra*
Alicia - Barb, we want you safe.
Barbra - It’s Barbra.
Tinashe - Are you willing to vote with us, by chance?
*PAUSE*
Barbra - F***ing duh?
Alicia - Would you if we said we were voting Danielle?
Barbra - Yes, I don’t ****ing care.
Tinashe, CF - We’re targeting Bhad Bhabie, because... she’s a bit of a fire cracker, is unpredictable - and overall, just can’t be relied on. We saw her and Barbra talking, and... honestly we thought it’d take some convincing, but Babs was right on board, so... we need to hope that maybe Bhad Bhabie doesn’t vote for Barbra - or somebody on that side doesn’t agree with the rest, but... as long as Barbra is on our side... it might work out!
*BEFORE TRIBAL COUNCIL*
-EmmyLou and Reba meet up with each other-
EmmyLou, whispering - Don’t you think we maybe should consider flipping sides? I don’t think Barb is necessarily the right one to go...
Reba, whispers - Safety in numbers.
Reba, CF - The safer bet this early in the game, is the majority you can find. Do I think Barbra would be a better person to keep around? Sure. Do I think we should make waves this soon? No.
*Bhad Bhabie grabs her torch, getting ready for tribal*
Bhad Bhabie, CF - I did my best thing round to keep all my allies appeased... nothing left to do but see what happens!
*Barbra frowns, getting ready for tribal*
Barbra, CF - 2 vets have gone so far... I don’t want to keep the curse going, but... I don’t feel safe, sadly. This could be the end of Babs.
*TRIBAL COUNCIL*
Cher - I will read the votes.
First vote... Bhad Bhabie.
Second vote... Barbra.
Third vote... Barbra.
Fourth vote... Barbra.
*Barbra grabs her torch*
Cher - Fifth vote... Bhad Bhabie.
Sixth vote... Bhad Bhabie.
3 votes Barbra. 3 votes Bhad Bhabie.
Bhad Bhabie - The ****?!
Cher - Seventh vote... Bhad Bhabie.
Bhad Bhabie - WHAT THE ****?!
Cher - Final vote... Barbra. We have a tie. All of you guys, Besides Bhad Bhabie and Barbra will Revote. If we tie again, we deadlock and draw rocks. Got it? Okay, go.
*THEY ALL REVOTE*
Cher - I will read the revotes...
First vote... Barbra.
Second vote... Barbra.
Third vote... Bhad Bhabie.
Fourth vote... Barbra.
Fifth vote... Bhad Bhabie.
Sixth vote..... and player leaving... Barbra.
Barbra - Aw, Damn.
*Tinashe turns her head, and looks at Nicole, who looks equally shocked. Tinashe whips her head at Alicia, who nods. Tinashe rolls her eyes*
Cher - Barbra, the tribe has spoken. Ladies. ANOTHER returnee bites the dust... proving the SAVAGERY of this season right off the jump! Good night, divas.
Barbra Streisand, Leaving Words - I didn’t have many moves to play being swapped into the minority, WHILE having a fan favorite returner threat on my back.. I’m upset I lost for sure, but I don’t think it’s a statement of my gameplay.. if anything, I was a huge threat for being too good! At the risk of sounding arrogant. I think Alicia flipped her vote... which just makes me nervous for Tinashe and Nicole. I’m not bitter, I wouldn’t have risked my game for ANYBODY... I respect Alicia. I respect everyone left!
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what the FUCK barbra keeps gettting robbed, bhad bhadie can LEAVE
