Survivor : Diva Island PREMIERE
Feb 9, 2019
This is a Game Changers sim format.
Tribe Del Rey :
Team Dion :
Tribe Dion wins reward!
MIRANDA FOUND THE LEGACY ADVANTAGE.
Miranda, CF - I find the legacy advantage... its basically a Hidden Immunity idol, but can only be used at top 6 and top 13. This can be huge for my game, because I know this husband snatcher over there will be on my boots. This could be... amazing. Gwen, you ain’t no hollaback girl, but you’ll be hollaback home real soon.
DION WINS IMMUNITY!
DION TRIBE EVENTS :
*Miley and Tina are starting to start the fire*
Miley - You’re not lighting the flint properly.
Tina - Hunny, you’re like 12, don’t play with fire.
Tina, CF - I know of Ms. Cyrus... Mrs. Hemsworth. She’s messy and sis is ALREADY playing games with me.
Tina - I can play with fire all on my lonesome, step back.
Miley - I was just-
Tina - Step... Back.
Miley, CF - I don’t want to make anybody angry... especially Tina Turner... maybe it was my word choice? I don’t know, but... I find it better to just... not go further.
*IN THE SHELTER, DAY 3*
-Shakira is already sobbing-
Shakira, CF - I didn’t think it’d be this difficult to be away from everything. No phone... no family.. I would say I’m doing this for them but I’m f**king rich, I don’t need to be doing this. But I’m no quitter. It’s just hard.
-Miley goes up to her-
Miley - Sweetie, are you -
Shakira - I’d rather just be alone, please.
-Miley frowns and leaves her alone-
*ON THE BEACH*
-Diana and Stevie are looking out into the water-
Diana - We’re 2 of the oldest people out here.
Stevie - That’s true...
Diana - Some of these women don’t even know true artistry.
Stevie - Also true.
Diana, CF - I’m out here throwing out feelers for an alliance, and... on my tribe immediately Tina Turner and Stevie Nicks jumped out at me... as Tina already got into a tiff with Miley Cyrus, Stevie Nicks is the next best thing. But I’m not rushing too fast.
Diana, whispering - I don’t think we should make anything serious yet, but... I get good vibes from you.
Stevie - Thank you.
Stevie, CF - I want to keep it lowkey at first. I’m playing chess not uno. I’m not making any serious deals from the jump, but... Diana definitely is someone I feel more relation to than any of these 30 years olds.
Stevie, whispers - We shouldn’t be talking for so long, people will notice.
Diana - True. *gets up, and dusts off sand*
*IN THE WOODS*
-Azealia and XTina are carrying sticks together-
XTina - Listen, we both are likely the biggest divas here.
Azealia - I just tell it how it is..
XTina - Yeah, me too.
Azealia - HA. Sure, in a pop culturally acceptable way.
XTina - Azealia, please.
XTina, CF - I know Azealia Banks is one of the most disgraced human beings on the planet... why wouldn’t I want to work with that long term?
XTina - I think we should both team up. We are equally beneficial to keep around. We both are portrayed in a shady way, and we both are honest people. We will always be targets, and if we protect each other... we could be unbeatable.
Azealia - Alright.
Azealia, CF - I don’t care for Christina Aguilera, but her deal makes a bunch of sense... I don’t like many of these people, so... if that cracker can protect me... work!
Azealia - It’s an alliance!
DEL REY TRIBE EVENTS :
Kelly Clarkson, JLO and Yoko all start restoring the camp, setting it up for the first few nights.
Yoko, CF - I am portrayed.. very negatively in media. I need to... get them to see... the REAL Yoko Ono. Not the one who broke Beatles.
Brandy, Dolly, Gwen, JLO & Kelly Rowland from an alliance.
Brandy - I really like this crew. You all seem legit and you all are ridiculously talented. We could make it to the end.
Gwen - Agreed. We’re the old school crew.
JLO, CF - I feel as though my social gameplay so far has been very good going into first tribal especially. I have numbers and I helped around camp... what else can I do? I’m doing THE MOST to secure my position for the beginning of the game.
*ON THE BEACH*
*Janet stares at the alliance forming from near the shelter*
Janet, CF - JLO is the clear favorite so far... so maybe that makes her the clear threat.
*Janet goes to Demi*
Janet - JLo is really positioning herself really good... helping with the shelter and everything.
Demi, CF - Janet comes to me dragging JLo’s name through the mud... I don’t dig it. JLo paved the way for artists like me, and I don’t want to just stab her in the back like that.
Demi - Do you really think she’s the biggest threat, though?
Janet - Who else is there?
Demi, CF - Who else is there, Janet Jackson? There’s you.
*Demi approaches JLO and Brandy*
Demi - JLO, Janet dragged your name through the mud. She wants you out.
Brandy, CF - Demi comes to me and JLO and is adamant on getting JANET out... but she’s a shady bitch. Demi is. She always is confronting people and messing with people on Twitter and in interviews. She’s just a negative person. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a... lie!
JLo - Thank you, Demi, for telling me this. *hugs Demi*
*Brandy rolls her eyes*
JLO, CF - Demi tells me that I’m a target, and it completely blindsides me... but then...
*Demi walks away*
Brandy, whispering - She’s LYING.
JLO - What?
Brandy - Sis is lying through her teeth. I’ll talk to Janet, don’t you even worry about that, but... you’re trusting DEMI LOVATO. She’s been trouble for YEARS.
JLo, CF - Brandy sort of tells me her concerns immediately after and... she’s ADAMANT in believing Demi is problematic and just spreading rumors for no reason. So, i guess we have to bring this to the group.
-Brandy, Dolly, Gwen, JLo & Kelly Rowland gather together-
JLO - So, don’t worry about anything at all... we have the majority. But, Demi told us that Janet Jackson was targeting me.
Kelly Rowland - Why would Janet do that?
Brandy - Exactly. I don’t buy it. Demi is a shady bitch.
Dolly - Can’t we just take out Yoko Ono?
All, in unison - No.
Dolly, CF - I don’t like Yoko Ono.
Kelly Rowland - I think we can talk to Janet sister to sister and be like “sis, this is what’s up”
Brandy - We’d just be giving Demi power if we take Janet out, and she’d get drunk with it. Just watch.
*Brandy and Kelly Rowland approaches Janet, privately*
Brandy - Janet, did you suggest taking out JLO to Demi Lovato.
Janet - Yes, but...
Kelly Rowland - Girl, that was a BAD decision. Demi went STRAIGHT to JLo.
Brandy - Literally, I was there. Demi threw you under the bus.
*Janet’s jaw drops*
Janet, CF - I didn’t expect a target this soon... I’m in shock. I don’t feel safe... I feel.... unsafe. *tears fill her eyes* I’m completely blindsided by Ms. Demi Lovato.
Brandy - Girl, you best be PRAYING right about now.
Season 1 runner up, NOW HOST, Cher - If anybody has a Hidden Immunity Idol and they’d like to play it... NOW is the time to do so.
First vote... Janet.
*Janet rolls her eyes*
Cher - Second vote... Demi.
Cher - Third vote... Demi.
Fourth vote... Demi.
That’s 3 votes Demi, 1 vote Janet.
*Demi looks angry*
Cher - Fifth vote.. Demi.
Sixth vote.. Demi.
Demi - You f***ing bitches..
Cher - seventh vote... and the diva leaving... Demi Lovato.
Demi - Bye, you [EXTENDED CENSOR.]
*All the divas jaws drop, in shock at her words*
Cher, Smiling - Demi, the TRIBE has spoken.
*Demi flips them off as she leaves*
Cher - One diva down, 19 to go. Good luck, ladies. There’s a long road ahead. Trust me, I know!
[SURVIVOR : Diva Island.]
Demi, Leaving Words - I was an honest person and a true spirit, and these ladies have made the greatest mistake of their lives. *STARTS CRYING* All I wanted was to compete. This is way too premature. They ALL LIED. And karma will come get them. Especially J-Lo.
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