Previously... check the hashtag, I don’t want to make these any longer than they have to be.
Adele - 1 HOH
Beyoncé - 1 NOM
Cher - 1 NOM
Madonna - 1 POV
Rihanna
Cardi B - 1 POV 1 NOM
Camila Cabello
Celine Dion - 1 NOM
Lady Gaga
Ariana Grande
Nicki Minaj - 1 HOH
Lana Del Rey - 1 POV
Britney Spears - 1 HOH
16th - Toni Braxton (8-5) - 1 NOM
15th - Mariah Carey (8-4) - 1 NOM
14th - Taylor Swift (9-2) - 2 NOM
EPISODE 4 :
ALLIANCES -
Alliance #1 : Ariana, Camila, Celine, Cher, Lady G, Lana, Madonna
Alliance #2 : Lana & Madonna
Alliance #3 : Ariana, Lana & Madonna
Alliance #5 : Ariana, Lady G & Lana
AFTER EVICTION :
Nicki, DR - I am not BLINDSIDED, but definitely upset. Taylor was my main bitch. So that sucked. I guess I hope my target is smaller now...
HOH :
Rihanna finishes last, she threw the challenge.
Rihanna, DR - I have a song called “Bitch Better Have My Money”... needless to say, the more I can divert the target off of me... THE BETTER.
Ariana finishes 11th.
Madonna, DR - I got half of my target out, so if I can win -
Madonna finishes 10th.
Madonna, DR - I’ll survive...
Celine finishes 9th, Nicki 8th.
Nicki, DR - The spot I’m in right now isn’t ideal... I just need Cardi to get out NOW. Of the challenge...... and the competition.
Lana finishes 7th, Camila 6th, Beyoncé 5th, Lady G 4th.
The final 3 in this competition is Adele, Cardi & Cher.
Adele, DR - I have already won the first competition, but I’ve come way too close in way too many competitions to avoid a target, I might as well go for the gold whenever I get a chance!
Cardi, DR - My target is Nicki Minaj, if I can assure her silicone ass is up on the block... I’m going for it.
Cardi finishes in 3rd.
Adele - Cher, promise you don’t put me up, I’ll stop.
Cher - I would promise that if I was confident I could hold up my end of the deal. I don’t promise anything.
Adele - I respect that...
Adele, DR - Cher basically said she couldn’t promise she wouldn’t put me up... great! But, this competition is getting gross, so... I guess having a shot at Veto now is better than nothing.
Adele - Do you promise if you put me up it won’t be a backdoor?
Cher - I can promise that.
Adele finishes 2nd.
CONGRATULATIONS, CHER! YOU ARE THE NEW HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD.
Cher, DR, HOH - If you asked me last week, I’d probably say I’m targeting Madonna.. but the strategy of this game has totally shook me and completely changed my entire mind.
Adele, DR - Do I feel safe and secure? No. Do I feel as though I can change my own destiny in the game? Yes. Bring it on, Cher!
Madonna, DR - I don’t want to get too comfortable, but my old rival, Cher, did just get saved by me. I hope she keeps that in mind when making nominations.
NOMINATION CEREMONY :
Cher - I will pull one key, that means that person is safe? And that will proceed until no keys are left and the 2 people without keys... are nominated.
First key... Cardi.
Second key... Beyoncé.
Third key...Rihanna.
Fourth key... Nicki.
Fifth key... Ariana.
Sixth key... Camila.
Seventh key... Madonna.
Eighth key... Celine.
Ninth key.... Lana.
The final key... goes to... Lady.
Cher - I have nominated you, Britney and you, Adele. I was real with you Adele. I couldn’t promise safety. You are a big threat. Sorry. Britney, you nominated me. That’s the name of the game, I get it, but I’m returning the favor.
*Britney wipes away a tear*
Adele - Thank you for being honest, Cher.
Cher - Always dear.
Britney, DR, Nominee - *SOBBING* It’s not that I’m bitter towards that old bitch, it just... sucks. I don’t know why she’s bullying me. It’s not like I targeted her. She stayed. Does she want me to grant her full time immunity or something. She’s an old HAG.
Adele, DR, Nominee - We expected this. Luckily, it wasn’t a backdoor, so we can fight for Veto. I’m down but I’m not out yet!
Camila, DR - Cher picked me to play in Veto, and I really hope I can pull this off. I don’t know exactly what Cher’s plan is, but I do know she has trust in me, and I’m not gonna let her down!
Camila finishes last.
Camila, DR - I am sure Cher can pull this win off... she has done well so far.
Lady G finishes 5th, throwing the challenge.
Lady G, DR - I’m an accomplished Oscar nominated actress, so I can pull off a throwing without being too obvious. I feel okay with Cher, and think I’m not a target for her, so... i don’t need the blood.
Adele finishes 4th.
Adele, DR, Nominee, a single tear rolling down her cheek - I put a lot of eggs in the Veto basket... and to lose? Heartbreaking. I should’ve went for HOH and never given up. ****.
The competition comes down to Cardi, Britney and Cher.
Britney, DR, Nominee - Cher, Im coming for y-
Britney finishes 3rd.
Britney, DR, Nominee, SOBBING - I WAS SOOOO CLOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEE.... I’m going home now.... ****. Jamie Lynn is gonna freak on me.
Cher finishes in 2nd.
CONGRATULATIONS CARDI, YOU HAVE WON THE GOLDEN POWER OF VETO!
Cardi, DR, Veto Holder - First Queen Of Rap. Now Queen of the Veto. Now, I can make a move if I want. I want Nicki Minaj... OUT.
BEFORE VETO MEETING :
Cardi to Cher - If I use the Veto... who would go up?
Cher - I know who you want up, it’s up to you if you want to use it.. but just know... it might not be who you want it to be. *walks away* Your choice.
VETO MEETING :
Cher, DR, HOH - I don’t want the Veto to be used. Period. If Cardi uses it, she may not be happy with the outcome.
Cardi - I will give you both a chance to speak. Britney?
Britney - I... am a loyal... person... please use... the Veto... on... me?
Cardi - Haha... Okay, Adele?
Adele - I’m loyal and think I am of a lesser threat than Britney Spears.
Cardi - I don’t use the Power Of Veto.
Adele - Thank you.
Adele, DR, Nominee - I was nervous that she was going to use on Britney to try and backdoor Nicki. I think it’s possible to outplay Britney. Nicki is a different boat.
Britney, DR, Nominee - I am upset because... I thought the Veto would be used on me... to backdoor Nicki Minaj... so... I don’t know.
Cardi, DR - Ultimately, Cher was not in on it. I can’t change what I can’t change. Another week... Another failure to get Nicki out... *sigh*
IN THE KITCHEN :
-Britney is gathered around with Beyoncé, Rihanna, Madonna, Cardi B & Lady G.-
Britney, crying - My sister... she’s going through rough financial times... and she’s so young... and she has kids... I just really want to money so I can throw her a bone, you know?
Britney, DR, Nominee - I figure nobody really knows how much Jamie Lynn is worth... maybe I can use that to get a sympathy vote? *smiles*
Beyoncé, DR - Let’s suppose I believe in that story... she’s one of the biggest music stars ever, worth hundreds of millions... has a Vegas residency? She really did try that, huh? Nah, sis. I don’t get that.
*IN THE BACKYARD*
-Adele is gathered around Rihanna, Cher, Camila, Ariana & Nicki-
Adele - This game is a mix of Uno, Charades and Twister.
-Nicki chugs her vodka-
Nicki, DR - These women are very desperate to stay, huh?
Adele, DR, Nominee - Who doesn’t love a good game?
Rihanna, DR - Both are of equal threat, equal annoyance to me... I guess this really just comes down to the numbers.
EVICTION NIGHT :
Speeches to stay :
Britney - I just want to thank you all... for making my stay... truly memorable. I hope you save me, because I want to make my family proud.
Adele - I think I’m loyal. I’m not the BIGGEST threat in the house and I’d love it if you guys kept me here so I can keep fighting. Thank you.
Ariana - ... Next.
Beyoncé - You made that joke already, Ariana.
VOTES :
Ariana - I vote to evict Britney.
Beyoncé - I vote to evict Britney Spears.
Camila - I evict Britney, poor girl is a mess.
Cardi - I evict Britney, bitch.
Celine - I vote to evict Adele.
Lady G - I evict Britney. Sadly.
Lana - I vote to evict Adele.
Madonna - I evict Brit.
Nicki - I evict Adele.
Rihanna - Britney.
BY A VOTE OF 7 TO 3... BRITNEY, YOU ARE EVICTED FROM THE DIVA HOUSE.
Britney - Good luck, all of you. *she hugs Beyoncé* my other Queen B.
Beyoncé - I’m sorry? Trust me, sis. YOU. Are the other Queen B.
Britney - Sorry... *runs out the door*
*Beyoncé turns her head towards the camera, fiercely*
