I just finished hosting #KaseysBigBrother so now it’s time for the blog series edited down version! It was a great season, and I’m excited to share it with everyone!
*PROCEEDS WHEN (MOST OF) THE HOUSEGUESTS HAVE JUST ENTERED THE SKYPE CHAT*
Kelly - Hey ladies!
KELLY, DIARY ROOM - *fake hypes being in the Big Brother house for TV purposes*
There’s only 2 people in this house that I know for a fact don’t like me, and I’m not really connected with anyone else so, let’s see if I can find myself some allies!
Luca - hey guys!
Kelly - Heyy.
LUCA, DIARY ROOM - Going in to this game i really dislke robby, cause he thinks he is like derrick of bb 16 and i just can't get his personality and his game play. so since i usually go and take the 1st boot i will try to work my way out with him, cause he usually controlls a large side of the house.
Joss - Hey guys!
K.C Chen - Houseguests! It’s time to reveal… The Twist! The twist is very simple... but I can PROMISE you didn’t expect it! Back. To. Basics. The twist is easy. Shortened cast, simple summer. No twists! Y’all knew to expect the unexpected!
*Collective Eyeroll*
Luca - No twists?! Tf… Kasey has something in store, I feel it!
Kelly - Watches Kasey put in a buyback competition ever 2 weeks.
Luca - Anyways guys, my name is Luca, I am 24, I live in Italy and I am about to graduate in law next week. I hope we can have fun together!
Robby - My name is Robby
I am 18 from Pennsylvania. I have mastered the art of making smoothies and am potentially a Russian spy.
DJ - Hi, my name is DJ or Kelly or whatever you want to call me. I just turned 18 on the 4th of July, and I live in Philly PA. I’m currently unemployed but I’ll be working at American Eagle soon.
Connor - I'm Connor.
I'm 19 originally from North Carolina but I live in Texas. That's basically it lol.
Latisha - What is this for?
Production - Kasey’s Big Brother!
Latisha - When did I sign up? I dont remember signing up for this s**t?
Garret - Megan?
*Production explains to Latisha when she applied*
ROBBY, DIARY ROOM - My F3 includes the person who doesn't remember signing up and pies who is hilariously...inept.
Production - Do you still want to play?
Latisha - Yes.
Christina - Hello!
CHRISTINA, DIARY ROOM - I can't wait to slay and get like Elissa Slater 6th
All these men are gonna be after a real woman like myself I can't wait
Get ready Julie, storm's a coming!
COMMERCIAL BREAK :
K.C Chen - It is time for the first Head Of Household Competition! Majority Rules : First Impressions! I hope you got a good read on the houseguests! Because this is the classic Big Brother HOH Competition : Majority Rules! But it’s just premiere night, so you have nothing to go on but first impressions! Now, I’ll give an opinion based question and give 2 options - the options being 2 of your fellow houseguests - A or B. Now, you’ll have one minute to PM ME!!! Over Skype or T-mails your letter, if you go with the majority... you stay in... if you go in the MINORITY - you are out. When it goes down to 2 people left - or we get to the last question (I have 13) - we will go to a number-based tie breaker question. Understand?
*Skip to everyone understanding and ready*
Question 1 : 1. Who is most likely to be first boot?
A) Joss or B) Christina
Christina - I TAKE OFFENSE TO THIS.
K.C Chen - The Majority said A! Troy & Joss, please step down
Joss - Oh god… me being targeted.
K.C Chen - Adam, Chandler, Latisha, Pie, Robby, Christina, Luca & Kelly still in the competition.
Question 2 : 2. Who already is waiting for this to be over so they can just win already?
A) Connor or B) Jessie
The majority said A!
Pie - I’m out.
K.C Chen - Pie, Kelly & Chandler, please step down.
Question 3 : 3. Who is the most easily angered?
A) Troy or B) Garret
The majority said.. B! Robby, please step down.
Garret - BITCH! I’m most easily angered, okay.
K.C Chen -
Question 4 : 4. Who would be more likely to throw their game away for a showmance?
A) Chandler or B) Latisha
The majority said… B) Latisha. Latisha, please step down.
Latisha - YOU BITCHES THINK I’M A THIRSTY HOE!!!!
K.C Chen - 5. Who’ll be most easily manipulated?
A) Pie or B) Adam
Okay, out of time! Garret & Luca, you didn’t not answer in time.
Christina… vs… Ryan.
Christina - Good luck, Ryan!
Ryan - Good luck!
K.C Chen - Please, take out your boards!
You both will have 2 minutes to send me a number… Whoever gets closest without going over... wins Head Of Household, if you’re both over, closest number wins, if you tie, whoever sends it first wins….
How many days have HouseGuests inhabited the CBS Big Brother house (not including OTT or the celebrity edition)?
Christina - I really don’t know what inhabited means.
K.C Chen - Spent in.
Adam said : 1,800
Christina said : 1,450
K.C Chen - The correct answer… 1,599 days.. CONGRATULATIONS, CHRISTINA, YOU HAVE WON THE FIRST HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD OF THE SUMMER!
Christina - LOL
CHRISTINA, DIARY ROOM, HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD - I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS I LITERALLY EXPECTED TO FLOAT ALL THE WAY TO GET BAMBOOZLED AT F6…
*COMMERCIAL BREAK : *
*AFTER HOH*
KELLY, DIARY ROOM - I am SO glad that Christina won HOH, she’s the only person that I’m aligned with so I’m glad that we are safe this week. Hopefully this gives us an opportunity to be in alliances.
LATISHA, DIARY ROOM - i'm so happy that Christina won HOH. She is my Final 2!! I have a good relationship with Robby so I think I can work with him moving forward!
*IN THE HOH ROOM (AKA “REAL WOMEN HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER” ALLIANCE CHAT)*
*KELLY, LATISHA & CHRISTINA GATHER AROUND*
Christina - I WON HOH.
Latisha - The Alliance Of Thirsty Hoes!!
Christina - I’m annoyed. The drama is starting already. Luca told Garret that I wanted to throw the HOH… when he told me he wanted to throw first.
Latisha - Nom his ass.
Christina - We won’t have the numbers.
Kelly - All I know is Garret doesn’t like me, Luca is talking to everybody including me, and he’s starting unnecessary drama day 1.
Christina - Again we don't have the votes.
Kelly - I’m pretty sure we’ll be able to find people.
Christina - As of right now, the only people that haven't reached out to me are… Pie, Jessie & Troy. Pie literally pm'd me right after I won asking me to be in an alliance with him.
Kelly - What do you think would be a logical goal for this week? Like target wise.
Latisha - I think we backdoor Luca.
Christina - And I think it’s too soon.
Latisha - What about Garret?
Kelly - I think we should get those 2 nominated together after the veto. I have a feeling they’re close, Garret is close with Ryan too.
Christina - I think it's too early still.
Kelly - Too early for what?
Christina - To backdoor one of them.
Latisha - i think if we don't put them up now then they will get into other people's heads later.
Kelly - Garret and Adam are great at competitions, I’ve played games with them in the past.
Christina - So have I.
Kelly - With Garret especially, he’s better at live like physical competitions. Adam is better at mental.
CHRISTINA, DIARY ROOM - I’m considering three people: troy, jessie, and pie. but my alliance wants me to go for people bigger and idk if I can do that yet.
Christina - Ugh I think i'm gonna nom soon.
Kelly - You’ve decided on noms?
Latisha - Do what’s best for you, girl!
*IN THE GRRC CHAT*
*GARRET, RYAN, ROBBY & CONNOR join up together*
Garret - This should’ve been our HOH room… oh well. What’s GRRC?
Ryan - Our alliance. It’s our initials.
Connor - Haha.
Ryan - I definitely want this to be lowkey. But considering I don’t really know a lot of people and my strongest connections are with all of you, hopefully this works out great.
Garret - Agreed!
LUCA, DIARY ROOM - Garrett is fishy. he said we should be rock solid with Ryan but i don't really trust the guy and i don't wanna be the f**king third wheel of the wagon cause no. I just need to rethink entirely my game rn. I can't rely on garrett only. I need side deals with people. Oh wish me luck.
*CAMERA CUT TO LUCA, THEN TO GARRET WITH GRRC*
*IN THE HOUSE CHAT*
Christina - Hey everybody, it’s time for the nomination ceremony.
LUCA, DIARY ROOM - Oh this is terrible. I can't go on with this: so like i wanted to work w Kelly and garrett and they don't like each other. Kelly told me straight she wants garrett to go and i am like WHYYYYY
RYAN, DIARY ROOM - I managed to lose the first HoH, it’s whatever now I don’t give a f**k. Chris has also told me that I’m safe but I’m very ehh about that because Chris seems fake. But Chris has been going around telling people that their safe, so I’m on to him. I don’t trust him. So if I had to bet I’m probably going to be nominated first because I’m never good with first impressions. Only reason I’m playing is for Garret. If anything I’d probably sacrifice my own game for him. If I win PoV and we’re both nominated I’d save Garret over myself. Since if anything I want to see him make it further than me and win.
GARRET, DIARY ROOM - Basically I really wanted to win HOH or at least have Ryan do so. But i f**ked up near the end. Chris winning is OK I guess but he's been acting kinda sketch to me so hopefully he doesn't nom me! My final 2 is obviously Ryan, I'd give up my game for him. But like hopefully that never has to happen.
PIE, DIARY ROOM - this is a cool house i can't wait to get to know everyone better!
*NOMINATION CEREMONY*
Christina - This is the Nomination Ceremony.
One of my duties as Head of Household is to nomination two house guests for eviction.
I will turn two keys to lock in my nominations and their faces will appear on the memory wall.
The first Houseguest I have nominated is… Troy.
The second Houseguest I have nominated is… Pie.
I have nominated you Troy, and you Pie for eviction this week.
Nothing personal it's the start of the game, no ill will against you all. I wish you both the best of luck in the veto competition and this nomination ceremony is adjourned.
Pie - Oh no!
Troy - It’s fine.
TROY, DIARY ROOM, NOMINEE - He needs to watch his f**king back. Karma is a bitch and I'm the king. Namaste.
PIE, DIARY ROOM, NOMINEE - I need to win pov im worried…
KELLY, DIARY ROOM - I definitely think Christina took an easy way out with these nominations. I mean on one hand I understand she doesn’t want blood on her hands, but there are bigger threats in the game I would’ve liked to see her target.
CHRISTINA, DIARY ROOM, HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD - I love screwing my way to the top! Honestly when the episode airs I need a tagline right after I won HoH. Remember when I was up for being the first houseguest evicted of the summer? Hate to burst your bubble America but momma Christina is going nowhere! *twirls key* Buckle up house guests, it's going to be a bumpy ride. *blows kiss*
*AFTER NOMINATIONS*
Luca - Thanks for safety, Christine.
*IN THE “REAL WOMEN HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER” CHAT*
Kelly - Troy messaged me asking if I’d use veto on him if I won veto, I straight up told him no.
KELLY, DIARY ROOM - If Christina doesn’t backdoor Luca or Garret this week, and she keeps the noms the same, this will be a waste of an HOH. We have the perfect opportunity to make a move and get out a threat but she’s being stubborn.
*POWER OF VETO COMPETITION*
PLAYERS :
Christina
Pie
Troy
Latisha
Kelly
Chandler
This competition is called “The Spelling Bee”
You all will go into the bee’s nest
There are 20 forums filled with randomly placed letters scattered throughout.
You go into each forum and say “*collects letter _*” then you go back to this forum and say “*drops off letter _*” to collect the letter completely
You have to collect each letter one at a time.
When you collected all your letters, you have to use those letters to spell a word.
When you spell your word, you have to say “*PRESSES BUZZER*”
The longest word spelled wins! If there’s a tie with the longest word, whoever buzzed in first wins.
On my go you will all have just 20 minutes to both collect your letters and turn in your word.
Understand?
*CUT TO AFTER THEY AGREED THEY UNDERSTOOD*
GO!
*Troy collects letters e,y and h all at once*
*Chandler picks up only ONE N*
*Latisha collects letter A*
*Kelly collects letter A*
*Christina collects letter A*
*Pie collects letter y*
*ELAPSED TIME : 9 MINUTES*
*Latisha presses her buzzer, smiling*
*ELAPSED TIME : 10 MINUTES*
*Christina presses her buzzer*
*ELAPSED TIME : 12 MINUTES*
*Kelly presses her buzzer*
*Chandler presses his buzzer*
*ELAPSED TIME : 17 MINUTES*
*Troy presses his buzzer*
*ELAPSED TIME : 19 MINUTES*
*Pie is still struggling, but pushes his buzzer right on time*
Latisha, whispering to Christina & Kelly - My word is what I want Brett Robinson to do to me.
Kelly - Oh my..
WORDS :
Chandler - ethylenediaminetetraacetates… this is correctly spelt HOWEVER, he only grabbed one N! *BUZZ*
Troy - Uncopyrightable - this is correctly spelt… however… he grabbed 3 letters at once.
Christina - Unacknowledged
Kelly - Resurrecting
Pie - University
Latisha - Ejaculates
CONGRATULATIONS, CHRISTINA, YOU HAVE WON THE GOLDEN POWER OF VETO.
Pie - Nooooooo… I really needed to win… I’m getting evicted first.
PIE, DIARY ROOM, NOMINEE - I lost the pov I’m gonna get evicted… I was so close 4 letters. If I beg to the house I’ll get out, but I really needed to not be here… This sucks i'm gonna be first out.
Troy - Wow. *rolls eyes*
TROY, DIARY ROOM, NOMINEE - I’m done I didn't understand that you could only do one at a time I’m done.
*IN THE “REAL WOMEN HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER” CHAT*
Kelly - Shannon Elizabeth is SHOOK. Also, I’m ready for a backdoor… just saying.
*POV CEREMONY #1*
*Pie & Troy sit in the nomination chairs*
Pie - i think you should use the pov on me because i am here and i don't like winning first evicted and i know the house will evict me i always get out first 2 boots in big brother.
Christina - Hey everyone, welcome to the Veto Meeting. Pie and Troy, you both have been nominated for eviction this week but I have the power to veto one of my own nominations. Again this is nothing personal, and I wish you both the best of luck in this eviction. However, I have decided not to use the power of veto. My decision still stands, I already nominated the both of you and I don’t think it’ll be a smart move to veto one of my own nominations especially in week one.
This veto meeting is adjourned.
*closes box with veto necklace inside*
RYAN, DIARY ROOM - Troy is against Chris. Chris is against Troy. Definitely going to think of this decision more strategically I have options either
A) Appease to Chris by evicting Troy, this gives Chris power
or
B) Appease Troy by evicting Pie. In the end I weirdly think Troy will be more loyal if he is saved. Even if it does cause conflict with Chris cause I owe Chris s**t.
KELLY, DIARY ROOM - Christina totally pussied out and wasted her HOH. But really I really don’t have much of a say in the matter. Christina and Latisha are my only 2 allies so I really just need to win this next HOH competition to ensure not only my safety, but to take out a target.
TROY, DIARY ROOM, NOMINEE - I would like to thank Kasey for a good season of Big Brother and I want to wish all the houseguests goodluck!
*IN THE HOUSE CHAT*
Troy - I hope I stay. Please keep me.
Latisha - Anybody wanna read a hot fanfiction featuring an italian hunk and drag queens?
Luca - I’m Italian, is that me?
Latisha - No.
Troy - Send it to me!
*IN THE “REAL WOMEN MUST STICK TOGETHER” CHAT*
Christina - Honestly, evict Troy. Pie would be a great floater to keep.
Kelly - Yeah. I thought both of them would be floaters but it is what it is!
Christina - Get others to do the same.
Kelly - I haven’t talked to anybody.
Christina - Well, you know what to do!
*IN THE GRRC CHAT*
Robby - What were you guys thinking for the vote?
Ryan - Pie. I think it’ll be the smarter choice down the road.
Garret - Same.
Robby - Why’s that?
Ryan - Pie seems to be better at comp’s and more into the game. He also seems nice and not bitter. Keeping evil people in the game will lead to more drama off of us.
Robby - He’s also hilariously insane and dumb though!
Ryan - That’s not good. Insanity means the person’s unpredictable. But if you want to save Pie you can, I’m sticking my vote on him.
*IN THE HOUSE CHAT*
*CAMERA CUTS TO LUCA, SITTING ON THE COUCH*
LUCA, DIARY ROOM - So of course I have no clue what's happening, I really think Pie is the target and I really think she is going home, but however I wanna make a move and try to keep her around. I think she is quite good at comp and if I get both garrett and ryan on board we can keep her around and use her as weapon against Christine who showed good effort this week. It’s a tough one, I don't think i'll have the numbers.
*EVICTION NIGHT*
VOTES -
Kelly - Troy
Ryan - Pie
Robby - Troy
Latisha - Troy
Luca - Troy
Chandler - Troy
Joss - Pie
Connor - Troy
Garret - Pie
Jessie - SELF VOTE
K.C Chen -
When I reveal the votes… The person voted out will have time to say their goodbyes…. But then leave the house immediately… I’m gonna start out by saying, Jessie, you failed to vote, that is one strike, with the new rule, as you failed to show up at all this week, if you fail to participate in this next round, sadly, you’ll be expelled… by a vote of 6… to 3….
Troy, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.
Pie - OMG!!!
Goodbye Messages :
Pie - troy i didn't get to know you that well but i am sad you are out sorry you had to go it was me or you it better if i stayed and hope i can get hoh because i'm now a target.
Christina -
Hey Troy! I'm sorry things didn't work out for you in this game. We didn't talk much, but I hope you enjoy the rest of your summer. It was good getting to know you for the time you were here!
Kelly - Troy, you didn’t try to reach out to me for my vote, let alone even try to have a conversation with me this game, so this is what I felt was right. No hard feelings, good luck bud.
*HOH COMPETITION*
K.C Chen - The competition is pretty simple
2 people will randomly be selected and will be given a question
It will be Big Brother USA trivia, and whoever says in this forum the correct answer will survive that round, and pick 2 new people to face off.
This will continue until 1 person remains and wins Head Of Household.
Pretty easy. Understood?
*CUT TO ROUND 1 - Kelly vs Ryan!*
How many seasons have had 16 houseguests?
Kelly - 6.
Ryan - 5.
K.C Chen - Kelly scores a point!
9, 14, 15, 16, 18 & 20!
Ryan is out.
Pick 2 to face off Kelly.
Kelly - Okay sorry but I choose Joss and Garret.
Question 2 : In Season 18, which "Stowaway" didn't make it to jury?
Garret - FRANK.
K.C Chen - Correct, Joss, you’re eliminated. Garret, pick 2 to face off!
Chandler - Choose me, please.
Garret - Kelly and Chandler.
Kelly - So that’s how this is gonna go ok.
Question 3 : Which returning player is statistically the lowest placing contestant of all time?
Kelly - Da’Vonne.
K.C Chen - Kelly survives this round! Chandler is eliminated. Kelly, pick 2 to face off!
*Garret walks back up to the podium*
Chandler - K bye!
Kelly - Oh lit, I got it right… Garret and Luca, sorry Luca!
*Luca is afk*
Kelly - If Luca isn’t here, can I pick again?
Garret - No bitch you can not repick, sit down.
Kelly - Garret, watch your hostility.
*Luca walks up to the podium*
Question 4 :
Out of all returning players, who statistically has the highest placement average of all time?
Garret - DAN.
K.C Chen - Garret survives this round, Luca, you’re eliminated. Garret, pick 2 to face off.
Garret - Kelly & Latisha, sorry hun.
Question 5 : How many female winners are there?
Latisha - 8.
Kelly - 8.
Marissa
Morgan
Nicole
Rachel
Jordan
Maggie
Jun
Lisa
K.C Chen - Latisha defeats Kelly! Robby & Garret are automatically facing off, the winner faces Latisha.
Kelly - At least I got it right.
Garret - And good week, bye bye Kelly!
Kelly - Is he mad for no reason? *rolls eyes*
Question 6 : Name someone who won HOH & got voted out in the same week?
Garret - NICOLE.
Robby - Nicole Franzel.
K.C Chen - Garret & Latisha are facing off in the final round!
Final Question : How many pairs of siblings have played Big Brother? Overall, they don’t have to be from the same season.
Garret - 4.
Latisha - 3.
K.C Chen - Neither of you are correct, HOWEVER, in the rules it stated if someone says an incorrect answer first, no matter what, their opponent wins… so congratulations, Latisha, you are the new Head Of Household!
Kelly - YES LATISHA GET THAT KEY!
Latisha - Wait, I win?!
Garret - WAIT, SO I LOST?!
WHO WILL LATISHA NOMINATE FOR EVICTION? AND HOW WILL THE HOUSE REACT TO HER HOH REIGN? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON KASEY’S BIIIIIG BROTHER!
