Ya heard right. Earlier today I was contacted from some bitch who was interested in turning the "life struggles" of my little parasite into a novel for da world to read. The book would be titled: Sabrina Raye- The little pinata who couldn't. Im super pumped. As soon as I heard da news I ran to Sabrina Raye's cage and made her start coloring pictures for the cover. We're gonna be MILLIONAIRES.
The publishing company, which im told is "child protective services, LLC", is an up and coming one and da bitch who came over looked fancy, so im guessing you will be seeing this book topping the new york best sellers list real soon.