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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

Race Around The World

Apr 30, 2022 by Jaxon
First and foremost, I would like to *formally* call out fake bitches:
sjsoccer88 & anthousai
I told them to mark this date on the calendar for THREE weeks in advance, and yet they still didn't make it. Even Kennel123 who had to write about a kid who got murdered for his work made the time to show up that night.

THEY STOOD ME UP ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Shoutout to my other babies: DarkTyphoon23 ISandeh & Christian_ for being there.

ANYWAYS,

Christian put me through a strict boot camp consisting of Obby Race Remastered to get me into shape and ready for Race Around The World (Krista did show up for that, icon). He demanded everyone to pick the easiest map for me, and I was still first boot so like we had some work to do.

The time finally came, Christian and I came together as co-host on The Home Shopping Network, lined up at the starting point in New York City and began our journey filled with Lies, Deceit, Love, Fighting, and Inner Growth.

I kinda carried the first couple of legs doing the first two road blocks and SLAYING them may I add. Our alliance of us/The Farmers (Kellen & Sandy)/ and the Athletes (Alison & Pokemon Cosplayer) kinda were eating. Well us and the farmers were slaying, the Athletes were hacking the server to stay in the game.

This all happened last night so like, maybe I'll just point out some highlights:
- Kellen and I being expected to be flops but holding our own and shutting bitches up.

- I did the slide puzzle road block and even though I did it pretty quick, Christian was just absolutely roasting me about how I complete slide puzzles as he spectated me.

- Jan & The Pokemon Cosplayer getting saved at the final 8 in a Non-Elim leg, just to get eliminated the next leg in 8th place.

- Jan screaming at Christian over call to be nice and supportive to me and really being that bitch.

- Sandy refusing to speak on call the ENTIRE time, and then when Kellen was forced to do the dancing roadblock he all of a sudden popped up out of no where and just gamebotted the shit out of it and told kellen exactly what direction to do. And then refusing to speak after that again.

- The literal mountain Christian & I climbed because he refused to pay for the trolly up AND down at the start of the next leg and me tragically spraining my ankles.

- Production allowing me to take a leg off for my injury, letting me skip out on the hardest roadblock of the game when it should have been me forced into doing it because my partner had done 3 in a row.

- Christian and I coming from behind one leg and catching up to Sandy & Kellen at the final task, to jump in a taxi at the same time that went at the SAME exact speed, for Christian and I to beat them in the foot race to the mat.

- Kellen using his looks and charm to manipulate me into a showmance, to only backstab me the VERY next round and take away Christian and I's second travelocity trip for two reward.

But yeah, Christian and I made it to finals where we got algo fucked for 3rd... but it doesn't matter because we got 9/11 top three placements, three leg wins, and a beautiful romance to last a life time <3

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Comments

:)
Sent by Christian_,Apr 30, 2022
christian_ :)<3
Sent by Jaxon,Apr 30, 2022
We ate!
Sent by Kennel123,Apr 30, 2022
wow we werent invited oswordo3 Demgirl6 we should revolt in JUSCC
Sent by Symmetry888,Apr 30, 2022
symmetry888

Do you have a roblox? :o
Sent by Jaxon,Apr 30, 2022
Oh where was my invite…. I can whoop any bitch in roblox that is my home. We need to play sometime
Sent by xcharliex,Apr 30, 2022
Jaxon no </3
Sent by Symmetry888,Apr 30, 2022

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