And I'll tell you how you do on your debut season of The Challenge or Survivor. Big brother sucks so never her.
#SomebodyAwesome Survivor- You seem to be a very average performer, so you would have a very Joe Anglim type arch, where you coast through the pre-merge easily for your challenge skills... then come merge and you have enough connections to get you a few rounds in, but around 7th place you don't win immunity and you get voted out 6-1. Jeff Probst loves you so you eventually get a second chance and do the same exact thing, just a little worse.
#Skyler1822 The Challenge- A true UTR queen. Everybody loves your infectious personality, and consider you an easy layup for late in the game so you go through most of the season untouched and unbothered. The round before the finals, you get thrown into elimination by a seasoned vet who wants an easy win... but you pull off an upset and make the finals where you just barely miss out on the win. This makes you a fan favorite and somebody who regularly gets calls to return.
#BarbraStreisand You get Survivor- On your cast bio, you claim to be the next Parvati Shallow... but instead you are overly flirtatious and make your threat level to big to where all the straight men are scared of you. You get voted out at 13th right before the merge, and you become a robbed goddess to all the gays where they beg to have you return but you never get the chance.
#Maxi1234 Fine Big Brother...- I definitely see you being the Andy Herren gay. The public hates you, the cast adores you, you are extremely controversial but play a behind the scenes dominating game. You easily make it to the end and win, and have a landslide in your favor for the jury vote. You are constantly shafted on list of 'best to ever play' but truly are and despite having a cult following, production will never bring you back due to the general publics opinion of you.
#Olympia Survivor- You try out for Big Brother, but instead get offered a spot on Survivor. You say yes in hopes of getting a cross over into another reality TV show, and to have your 15 minutes of fame... but you get voted out first because you refuse to help around camp, are weak in challenges, and came into the show with the flu prohibiting you from giving it your best. Some people love your wittiness, but due to your short time on the show, you end up being a generally forgotten castaway, but make several appearances in a bransteele first boot season.
HeavyRain The Challenge- You come in as a rookie from a show that is feared by the veterans. They throw you into multiple early eliminations, where you earn your stripes and pull out a few wins nobody expected from you... however, on your fourth straight elimination in a row you get rigged out by an elimination that heavily favored a production favorite. The causals love you, so you return, but you don't ever quite find the same spark you did on your debut.
KingB24 Survivor- You are the pre-merge villain, but not the villain that is cutthroat and hated... just the villain that is having fun out there, making moves soley for your own game, and being ruthless in your decision. You have control of your starting tribe, and even control of your first swap tribe, but you get swap fucked during the second swap and are in an extreme minority. You have a successful idol play, but lost again right before the merge and get taken out before anyone got to see what you were really capable of.
xCharliex Survivor- Oh you play an extremely dominant game. You manage your threat level extremely well, and are always in the numbers controlling things from behind the scenes. You easily make it to the finals, but you get beaten by an UTR social queen who was just more liked which sparks a lot of controversy in the survivor community. You come back two more times because production wanted you to win, the second time you flop awfully and are the first boot, but the third time your threat level is lower and you are able to make it to the end in win.
AbstractJay Survivor- On the island, you come off as extremely genuine to people. You don't have a stellar strategy, your average in competitions, and you don't benefit from any twist... but you easily have a deep run being kept around as a loyal number and somebody people like to have around. If you made the finals, you would have won in a landslide, but instead you get cut at 5th place. Due to your gameplay, you are underedited in the show and come across as a purple edit to the viewers, but the people on the island knew your true threat level.
Hisoka The Challenge- You become productions new pet. You excel at the game: You aren't afraid to get into drama, you can walk the talk so you win a few dailies and a few eliminations. You become a household name for Challenge viewers. You easily make the finals but lose due to a lack of experience, but come back and become a regular who makes it deep every time. On your third attempt, you finally get you win and become someone who claims they are retiring but always comes back after a season off and gain one or two more.
Iconique The Challenge- You're not very great at the game itself, but you serve in the confessional area. You are fresh, witty, and natural in your approach and become very divisive to the fan base. Some love your energy, others hate it. You come back sprinkled in every now and then, never make a finals, some runs you're an early boot... others you have a mid to deep run. You're never an impressive competition, but have a charm that makes you well known for the good or the bad.
Joey65409 Survivor- You're a target to go home for 20th after your tribe lost the first immunity challenge, but you are able to survive the vote and integrate yourself well into the tribe. After some extremely flashy plays, it is quickly forgotten you were in a dire situation to begin with. You play a very OTT, twist benefited game, but end up losing the firemaking at final 4 and get cut right before finals where you would have won.
Kindred7 The Challenge- You enter the show with a premade that you are VERY protected by. That is a mistake on everyone elses end though, because you coast through the first half of the game and build connections with everyone. You have your fair share of drama, as people accuse you of being fake since you are friends with everybody and can't bring everyone to the final but never deliver on your end on the drama back the way production wants. You win a couple of easy eliminations in the end game, and then dominate the final earning yourself a win on your rookie season. You become a regular despite not being productions favorite, but eventually find your persona on the show and have a career full of ups and downs.
Elian Survivor- While other girls say they are the next Parvati Shallow, you ARE the next Parvati Shallow. You manage your threat level extremely well, and are able to wrap people around your fingers to do you work and then cut them with a smile on your face and them not knowing what happened. Despite you doing everything you possibly could, and making it to the end, you suffer from an extremely bitter jury that resulted from people comparing notes in Ponderosa. The fans love you, and production loves you, so you become a 5x returnee where somewhere in the mix you win again and are also able to make another finals, a deep run, and one robbed goddess pre-jury boot that has everyone upset.
Survivor8 Survivor- You get yourself into an early partnership that you both completely trust each other and share everything. This works out extremely well as you both take care of each others weaknesses and build each other up. Unfortunately, this also becomes your blind spot as they completely blindside you with an idol in your pocket at the final 6. Your partner goes on to win the game, and you come back for a fans vs favorites season where your alliance of favorites easily dominates. You overcorrect your mistakes, and end up losing at the final tribal council.
chibideidara Survivor- You win easily on your season full of recruits. You lead a tight core alliance throughout the entire game and never face any really adversity. You win in the end with a landslide, and are regarded as a great player... however, your season is considered to be boring and not well received by fans or critics alike, and despite wanting another go you never get that chance.
JohnPopper The Challenge- You debut in a season full of rookies where most go unnoticed due to the extreme amount on the cast. You make a slight mark on your season, but end up going home relatively early... and due to other rookies making it further and a bigger wave, you are a consistent alternate for a future season but never quite make it onto the show again.
BengalBoy The Challenge- Being the ladies man heart throb you are, you come from a reboot of Are You The One? and then crossover to the Challenge as a fan favorite on your original season. You instantly become a production and fan favorite... you have tons of hookups (cheating on your SO back home), you come in guns blazing winning a few early dailies and throwing in big named seasoned vets, and win an elimination or two... but become an early to mid season boot as the alpha male vets all target you full force. You become a regular, having a rough few seasons being an early target for your first appearance, but eventually work your way to the point where you are always a bet to win your season and make a deep run.
LaFierceBrittany2 Survivor- You become a Survivor legend. You absolutely suck at the survival and competition aspect of the game, but you are extremely witty and hilarious in the confessionals, and are protected by a dominating alliance all the way to the end. You were expected to be a goat who gets no jury votes, but proceed to just almost gain the win against the more in your face leader of the alliance, despite you having just as much pull into what happened. Due to your status, you definitely return to Survivor and have another successful run... and then crossover to the Challenge where you become a regular fan-favorite on that show too where many compilation videos of you exist on youtube and many different memes are created of you and regularly used my fans and casuals alike.
Sosyomomma Survivor- With your big personality, despite not being that way, you are edited as the unaware OTTN5 villain of the premerge. You don't stay on for long... but the five episodes you are on, you are quite actually the star of each episode. People either love you, or love to hate you. You become an icon in the community, and are at the top of everybodys list of players they want to come back. You are called my production on multiple occasions, but never get casted because you demand a high appearance fee due to your status, and due to your busy lifestyle aren't always able to take the time off to return. Eventually, you do return 15 seasons later and are set up to make a deep run but get medically evacuated leaving yourself and fans alike absolutely devastated, especially after you had a successful idol play that would have been a near unanimous vote.
Galaxies Survivor- Being connected to several people in the community who have already played, production thought you were a catch and fans dubbed you to be somebody who would make an extremely deep run, if not win. The anticipation and excitement around your debut were extremely high... but you ended up flopping and becoming the first boot. However, you did get casted with #Kindred7 to be a team on a season of The Amazing Race where you both played a dominant, villainous game... breaking the record for most leg wins in a season, but ended up getting robbed in the finals because neither of you studied the flags of each country.
CocoVanderbilt Survivor- You're kind of a mild player in your debut season, some episodes you are invisible, some you are the complex personality/main character of the episode, and others you get into some drama because after all these days hungry and tired on an island you are fed up with peoples bullshit. Despite being a hit or miss presence, you make it to the final tribal council where your edit seems to make sense because you are the second runner-up of the season.
Rowjone The Challenge- Despite being a rookie, you integrate yourself really well into the cast and become universally loved by everyone that season... that is until you start making moves to better yourself and create some chaos in the house. Despite that, you are still well fit into a tight knit alliance that consist of you and your little dogs and you guys make a wave and become reoccurring cast members on future seasons.
Absol The Challenge- You come into the season with a HUGE splash, getting second in the first daily just missing out on the win, making your threat level extremely high for a rookie... and then winning the elimination in the first episode you were thrown into against a seasoned veteran. You bring a lot of house conflict and drama and are a huge factor the first two episodes, but out of the blue in the third episode you quit the show due to a lame reason and TJ absolutely roasts you in front of everyone, and you become a what could have been member of the show.
JonMcGillis Survivor- You definitely are a major gamebot throughout the entire show, playing a pretty impressive, calculated, strategic game where everything seemed to fall into perfect place. Despite your overachieving ways, you completely failed on the social portion of the game and get absolutely annihilated at the final tribal council receiving a ton of hate from the jurors and losing in a landslide vote with 0 votes to win. You become a notoriously debated player but flop on your second time returning because your reputation preceded you.
MastaManipulator_11 Survivor- You come into the game with an extremely large ego, and expect the game to be a cake walk. However, you come off as overbearing to your tribe and despite winning the first three tribal immunity challenges... you end up losing the fourth where you have a successful idol play given to you in a twist by a member of the other tribe. You think you are saved by a tribe swap, but once again you find yourself on the short end of the stick with numbers... and are still able to cockroach your way through to the second tribal swap, where unfortunately your luck ran out and you miss out on the merge.
Jessie_ Survivor- Since they are so common, you are another player who comes in claiming to be the next Parvati Shallow. When you got into the game, you became the anti-Parvati Shallow. You were miserable around camp, hated everybody on your tribe, and were very disgusted by the kumbaya mentality. You luckily made it to a tribe swap, losing no tribal immunities, where you skated by on being in the majority of the numbers until merge. At the merge, you very quickly flipped to the other alliance no longer being able to stand the people you loathed since day 1... which earned you a 6th place instead of a 5th if you had stuck with your original tribe. However, you completely roasted everybody at final tribal and became known for your bitchy ways and iconic persona on the show.
rellizuraddixion Survivor- You wanted to be on Big Brother, but were instead put into Survivor. You quit smoking cold turkey the day before flying out... and it made you extremely irritable on the island. You were dragged to the end as a FTC goat due to your constant outburst on others on the tribe from your withdrawals, and promptly lost with 0 votes in the end.
PinkiePie512 Survivor- You became an instant fan favorite on the show, as you were quite young and naive on your debut appearance. You were a helpful presence around camp and were generally enjoyable to have around. You were easily included in a dominating majority alliance, but you were too trusting of them and skipped a golden opportunity to flip to a better position with the minority during the merge. You were kept around until you were no longer needed and were blindsided in heartbreaking fashion at 5th place.
Harry1210 The Challenge- You had an extremely chill vibe to you the entire season that made you likable to your competitors. You coasted your way to the end, not facing much adversity because you polidicked your way into a strong alliance with a very connected veteran that season. Odds were on you to win the final, but you shockingly received an injury that medically DQ'd you on the first day of the final. From there, you returned for a stretch of 5 seasons where you were generally successful each time but never got that win.
BigBrotherLover7 Survivor- You were extremely dominating on your starting tribe, being the leader of the majority alliance you created and being portrayed as a hero. It was looking to be a relatively easy path to the end for you if the numbers lined up right come merge, however, you were completely swap fucked into a new tribe consisting of only yourself and all people from the other tribe. They threw the challenge to vote you out and you were known as a 'what could have been' player.
Jengaged Survivor- Staying true to your username, you are a OTT messy queen that becomes beloved by the fans. You are completely awful at the game, you are miserable in the conditions of the show, and you just have a genuinely bad time on the island and the game. However, you have a massive underdog story throughout the entire season... you keep catching lucky breaks while constantly being put down by others. The fans sympathize with you extremely, but you end up getting a mid-merge boot where everybody watching is devastated and you refuse to return after the awful conditions of your first season, despite being highly wanted back by production.
Lex13579 The Challenge- You enter the season with your sister, both being rookies, you have an early storyline or your sister being backstabbed and becoming second boot... and you are out for revenge. You try your best to gain some power, but week after week you end up just a little bit short. Eventually, you make your move and get revenge on the person who betrayed you to begin with... but the next elimination you get eliminated in a hall brawl versus a personal trainer.
Purplebb4 Survivor- As a resident Tina Wesson stan, you aimed to come in the game and play the exact same strategically dominant game she did in her iconic performance on Australian Outback. Instead, you ended up being way to blunt for the motherly soccer mom role of the tribe, and adapted your game to get you solidly into the merge... until you were idoled out at final 9 being targeted by the minority alliance.
Varlto Survivor- You take America by storm as you have an extremely inspirational story that connects with damn near every viewer of the show. You are beloved by your cast and everyone else on this planet after your season is aired. Unfortunately, you get twist fucked by a brand new twist never introduced to the game before after making an extremely impressive and deep run to win. Due yo your undying popularity, you return in any returnee season you accept.
