I'm horrible at Tengaged
I've never been able to win a Frookies
I suck at competitions
I'm just not good.
So I need help, can you comment some advice on how I can improve or how you do so well at Tengaged.
Maybe 1 day I can win one
I'm competing on carlyjordan14 's season 10 of Big Brother, Virtual meets Reality!
There are video competitions and confessionals, and you get to actually know me as a person.
Daniele:
Oh hey Jeff its time to throw down.
The queen of veto vs. a stupid clown.
Tell me if you're America's favorite then why didn't they rig it for you?
Frank seemed to get special treatment, while you couldn't even find a clown shoe.
Listen Jeffery, even Jordyn thinks you suck.
I used my dad cause I didn't give a fuck!
You were so whipped by the temptation of ass
That you forgot everything you learned you piece of trash.
Jeff:
Oh hey Dani how've you been?
Still bitter then I backdoored you so I could get the win?
I was America's favorite not once but twice.
Now here is the part where I should give you some advice.
You may have got second place, and thats well and fine.
But you played against losers who had no spine.
Jenn, Eric, and Jameka are all ranked last.
Cause when they're around me they can kiss my ass.
Daniele:
So you're saying my season was full of flops?
Jeff:
Uh yeah I just did.
Daniele:
Then tell me something Jeff how was Natalie, the "kid."
There was Kevin, Russell, Jesse, and freaky Chima.
But don't get me started on that bitch Lydia.
Jeff:
I'll agree with you there, Lydia had to say ciao.
But dissing my season is something I can't allow.
I mean your friend Kalia ate more then a cow!
Rachel kicked your ass so you should bow!
So tell me something Dani, where's Dick now?
Derrick:
Put your hands up, you're under arrest.
Cause when it comes to Big Brother you know I'm the best.
So take a spot on the block Dan, cause guess who's the big man, who's got the master plan, cause you know that I can...
Kick your ass all over the floor
Don't even need a veto, no chance of a back-door.
If you didn't play with "jokers" you would've been gone,
I'll take you down in this game, morning till dawn.
Dan:
Class is in session Derrick lets see what you can do,
cause I'm about to manipulate the f*ck out of you.
Memphis, Danielle, and Frank all did my command.
They didn't question me or even take a stand.
You're calling my players jokers, don't make me laugh.
Combined Caleb, Victoria, and Jocasta have a brain and a half.
Face it Derrick I won Seven to Zero.
In this game you will never be the hero.
Derrick:
Who wants to be the hero Dan? Not me!
I'm doing this for my wife and Tenley.
I made it almost 100 days in the hell.
So now its time to put you back into your shell.
You wanted to battle and you didn't stand a chance!
Now go find Brittany for one last dance.
Decided to do a youtube video based on Tengaged people getting to know me.