I would really love to have a parade for her so we can throw beads to her from the crowd but she must earn them by standing on a float and flashing her wrinkle bags and after she does bead ring toss with all of the beads adorned upon her busty chest the crowd will cheer, "Hurricanes for your labia!" and then she suddenly flashes her labia and we can all throw our hurricanes at her and now she is dripping wet from head to toe and so is the whole crowd cuz damn that is one fine great grandmother.