OMG HOW COULD THIS GUY WIN! I HATE HIM HE DIDNT DESERVE IT! HOW DARE HE CALL HIMSELF CHRIS FABIO STONER! FABIO HAS FUCKING LONG HAIR AND I HATE LONG HAIRED PEOPLE. CHRIS HAS A BALD CHEST AND WANTS TO PRETEND HES BALD LIKE ME, BUT HES NOT! WHEN I GET A CHANCE IM GONNA SHAVE EVERY THING OFF HIS BODY! WANNA KNOW WHY? CUZ IM THE BALD MAN