Julie: It's been well over a year, but no time like the present to finally finish this series right? Who am I kidding? We all know the next episode will be posted in May. However, tonight I will hand over the hosting to Padma Lakshmi as the final four compete in our Top-Chef takeover!
Padma: Thank you Julie, let's see how they are doing with this week's dish, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
"REALLY? A FREAKING PB&J? I'm done!" ~Jun
"Oh gosh, this is so hard... I don't know how to make one." ~Natalie
"I'm going to make a Poptart and Jelly sandwich..." ~Donny
Kathy is making a sandwich as Natalie looks over.
Kathy: What are you doing?
Natalie: Oh, nothing.
Kathy: Are you cheating off me?!
Natalie: I would never do that!!!
Kathy: Yeah right.
"Kathy would be the last person I'd cheat off of." ~Jun
Padma: And time! Let's take a look at all of your sandwich's.
Padma is standing in front of Natalie's sandwich. It's a piece of bread with parsley, blue cheese, and dried jelly fish.
Natalie: I tried my best with the ingredients you offered.
Padma is now with Donny who has a poptart in his sandwich.
Padma: Is that a...
Donny: Yes, why yes it is.
Padma: Whatever, I guess this will do.
Padma is in front of Jun's sandwich, the one looking the most normal of the bunch.
Padma: There's just no spice to it. No originality.
Jun: It's a freaking PB&J.
Padma is now in front of Kathy's. It is shaped into dinosaur shapes and has a side of jelly to dip it into.
Padma: I've never seen anything like it! It's amazing, a true masterpiece. I have no choice but to call you, Kathy Hillis, the winner of the challenge!
"I'VE WON MY FIRST CHALLENGE MOM! I'm so happy... *grabs tissue* This has to be the best day of my life..." ~Kathy
Padma: Now as to who should go.... I'm sorry but...
Jun: GET ON WITH IT! I WANT TO GO HOME, I'VE BEEN HERE FOR TWO YEARS NOW AT LEAST.
Padma: Natalie, you have been eliminated.
Natalie: Thank you all so much! Oh my God. I can't believe it! Thank you Padma.
Padma: You do know you can't win anymore right?
Natalie: What? But you just said...
Julie: And that's all we have time for, join us June 18, 2028 when we finally eliminate one more person and are left with our final two.
1. Kathy Hillis (BB12)
2. Donny Thompson (BB16)
3. Jun Song (BB4)
PLACEMENTS
26th: Jodi Rollins (BB14) Lost Day One Competition Episode 1 Returns In Episode 6
25th: Jacob Heald (BB9) Voted Out Episode 1
24th: Neil Garcia (BB9) Left Due To Personal Issues Episode 2 Returns In Episode 6
23rd: Justin Sebik (BB2) Expelled Episode 2
22nd: Ashlea Evans (BB6) Medically Removed Episode 2 Returns In Episode 11
21st: Frankie Grande (BB16) Killed by Jodi Rollins Episode 2
20th: Karen Fowler (BB1) Left Due To Issues Episode 3
19th: Adria Klein (BB5) Killed by Natalie Cunial Episode 4
18th: Natalie Carrol (BB5) Killed by Natalie Cunial Episode 4
17th: Marcellas Reynolds (BB3) Voted Out Episode 4
16th: Wil Heuser (BB14) Removed For Violent Behavior Episode 6
15th: Rachel Riley (BB12) Removed For Being Annoying Episode 6
14th: Amber Siyavus (BB8) Eliminated Episode 7
13th: David Girton (BB15) Eliminated Episode 7
12th: Devin Sheppard (BB16) Killed by Jodi Rollins Episode 9
11th: Alison Irwin (BB4) Killed by Jodi Rollins Episode 10
10th: Brendon Villages (BB12) Killed by Jodi Rollins Episode 12
9th: Neil Garcia (BB9) Eliminated Episode 13
8th: Jodi Rollins (BB14) Eliminated Episode 14
7th: Ashlea Evans (BB6) Walked Episode 14
6th: Katie Hillis (New Houseguest) Entered In Episode 14 Evicted Episode 14
5th: Mike Lubinski (BB5) Voted Weakest Link Episode 15
4th: Natalie Cunial (BB9) Eliminated Episode 16
Julie: This week's takeover, Anne Robinson will explain more.
Anne: We will be seeing, who is literally the dumbest left as we play, a round of the weakest link. Five of the "smartest" have gathered here in the freezer section of Costo to see who will be, the weakest link. Here they are.
Kathy: I'm Kathy Hillis and I'm a deputy.
Donny: I am a Donny Thompson and I am a school's groun...
Mike: I'm Mike Lubinski, I have a daughter, and an IQ of 320, and have been playing really hard, since the start.
Everyone eyes him.
Jun: I'm Jun Song, the only winner here.
Natalie: I'm Natalie Cunial, and I don't know my alphabet.
Anne: And that is unfortunately our cast for this week, pathetic I know, let's play the weakest link.
Kathy you will begin, in science what's the name of the big bright thing in the sky?
Kathy: Uh, the moon?
Anne: No, the sun. Donny, what is a Kellogg's treat?
Donny: Poptarts!
Anne: Correct, Mike..
Mike: Bank.
Anne: What is the name of another castaway who has a daughter.
Mike: Devin.
Anne: Correct, Jun what is the name of the first person to win Big Brother.
Jun: Not me.
Anne: Technically correct, we'll take it, Natalie, what is the name of the first letter in the Alphabet?
Natalie counts it out on her fingers and wastes ten seconds.
Natalie: Uh... M!
Anne: Incorrect, Kathy...
BUZZ!
Anne: We're out of time, you managed to bank a total of one immunity win.
Announcer: Statistically Mike is the strongest link, and both Kathy and Natalie are tied for the weakest link, but who will be voted, the weakest link?
Anne: It's time to reveal who you voted, the weakest link.
Kathy: Mike.
Donny: Kathy.
Mike: Jun.
Jun: Mike.
Natalie: Julie.
Julie: I CAN'T GO HOME!
Natalie: Oops.
Anne: By a vote of 2-1-1-1, Mike, you are the weakest link.
"I should've won, but they didn't see that, I'm not the weakest link, I was probably the strongest, it's their lost." ~Mike
Anne: Julie, you can take it over.
Julie: Next time, it's the final four, but only can win. Unless we change the rules, but we're not. Join us as we get one step closer to ending this never ending story.
1. Kathy Hillis (BB12)
2. Donny Thompson (BB16)
3. Jun Song (BB4)
4. Natalie Cunial (BB9)
PLACEMENTS
26th: Jodi Rollins (BB14) Lost Day One Competition Episode 1 Returns In Episode 6
25th: Jacob Heald (BB9) Voted Out Episode 1
24th: Neil Garcia (BB9) Left Due To Personal Issues Episode 2 Returns In Episode 6
23rd: Justin Sebik (BB2) Expelled Episode 2
22nd: Ashlea Evans (BB6) Medically Removed Episode 2 Returns In Episode 11
21st: Frankie Grande (BB16) Killed by Jodi Rollins Episode 2
20th: Karen Fowler (BB1) Left Due To Issues Episode 3
19th: Adria Klein (BB5) Killed by Natalie Cunial Episode 4
18th: Natalie Carrol (BB5) Killed by Natalie Cunial Episode 4
17th: Marcellas Reynolds (BB3) Voted Out Episode 4
16th: Wil Heuser (BB14) Removed For Violent Behavior Episode 6
15th: Rachel Riley (BB12) Removed For Being Annoying Episode 6
14th: Amber Siyavus (BB8) Eliminated Episode 7
13th: David Girton (BB15) Eliminated Episode 7
12th: Devin Sheppard (BB16) Killed by Jodi Rollins Episode 9
11th: Alison Irwin (BB4) Killed by Jodi Rollins Episode 10
10th: Brendon Villages (BB12) Killed by Jodi Rollins Episode 12
9th: Neil Garcia (BB9) Eliminated Episode 13
8th: Jodi Rollins (BB14) Eliminated Episode 14
7th: Ashlea Evans (BB6) Walked Episode 14
6th: Katie Hillis (New Houseguest) Entered In Episode 14 Evicted Episode 14
5th: Mike Lubinski (BB5) Voted Weakest Link Episode 15
Julie Chen: I will now reveal to the housemates, the results. House-guests.
Everyone: Yes Julie?
Julie: I will now tell you who the killer is, this person must leave the house immediately, and go into police custody.
Jodi.
Jun: Jodi?
Donny: Jodi?
Mike: Jodi?
"I knew it was her." ~Kathy
"Yes, it was me, and only because I wanted to confirm my win, alas, it was not meant to be, but I'll try my best, to win in the game called life." ~Jodi
Ashlea: Thank you Julie, I guess I have no reason to be at Costco anymore, so good bye everyone.
Kathy: Bye Ashlea!
"Seeing Ashlea go, it was heart breaking, she was truly something special, we bonded because we both law enforcement, and we are both comp beasts." ~Kathy
"I'm not needed here, so now I'm off to investigate further. Goodbye Survivor, you're truly something special." ~Ashlea
Julie: Houseguests, you know how I talked about a twin twist? Well they have meet the required amount of time, and now they are both going to enter the house.
Kathy: It's me!
Katie: And Me!
"I'm Kathy's twin sister, Katie, and I'm here to win. I'm as good, if not better, then my sister when it comes to comps, so I know I'm going to win." ~Katie
Julie: It's time for the HOH competition house-guests. And in a shocking win, Donny wins!
"I was this close!" ~Kathy
"I was even closer." ~Katie
"Did Kathy really have to be the twin?" ~Jun
Donny: I unfortunately put up Kathy and Katie.
Both gasp as everyone else claps.
Julie: You will all compete in the POV now, and Natalie wins!
Natalie: Really?
Julie: No, RATT is not a full word, Donny wins the POV with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
"I used a dictionary." ~Donny
Donny: I do not use the POV.
"Darnit!" ~Kathy
Julie: Housemates, you must now evict either Kathy or Katie.
"Finally Kathy will go!" ~Natalie
"Dear God she was getting on my last nerve." ~Jun
"Ding dong the witch is dead!" ~Mike
Katie: Wait guys, before you vote to evict, just know that I will win more competitions than anyone, and I will also...
The scene shifts as the sun is seen rising and lowering several times, by the time we get back to seeing all the contestants, Donny's beard touches the ground, and Mike has a long beard himself.
Katie: So vote to save me.
Julie: Time to vote!
"I hate to say it, but someone is more annoying then Kathy. I vote to evict Katie." ~Jun
"KATIE!" ~Mike
"Um, I think I'll vote for that one girl, what's her name? Karen?" ~Natalie
Julie: By a vote of a 2-1, Karen or Katie will go.
Jun: Katie already left?
Julie: God damnit Natalie. I've had enough, luckily you're not a nominee otherwise I'd have a word with Allison Grodner. Katie, please leave.
Katie: Darn! Just when I was about to win something too...
Julie: That's all for this, record long week! Let's spy on the house-guests as I go get myself a drink to forget this mess of a season.
1. Kathy Hillis (BB12)
2. Donny Thompson (BB16)
3. Mike Lubinski (BB5)
4. Jun Song (BB4)
5. Natalie Cunial (BB9)
PLACEMENTS
26th: Jodi Rollins (BB14) Lost Day One Competition Episode 1 Returns In Episode 6
25th: Jacob Heald (BB9) Voted Out Episode 1
24th: Neil Garcia (BB9) Left Due To Personal Issues Episode 2 Returns In Episode 6
23rd: Justin Sebik (BB2) Expelled Episode 2
22nd: Ashlea Evans (BB6) Medically Removed Episode 2 Returns In Episode 11
21st: Frankie Grande (BB16) Killed by Jodi Rollins Episode 2
20th: Karen Fowler (BB1) Left Due To Issues Episode 3
19th: Adria Klein (BB5) Killed by Natalie Cunial Episode 4
18th: Natalie Carrol (BB5) Killed by Natalie Cunial Episode 4
17th: Marcellas Reynolds (BB3) Voted Out Episode 4
16th: Wil Heuser (BB14) Removed For Violent Behavior Episode 6
15th: Rachel Riley (BB12) Removed For Being Annoying Episode 6
14th: Amber Siyavus (BB8) Eliminated Episode 7
13th: David Girton (BB15) Eliminated Episode 7
12th: Devin Sheppard (BB16) Killed by Jodi Rollins Episode 9
11th: Alison Irwin (BB4) Killed by Jodi Rollins Episode 10
10th: Brendon Villages (BB12) Killed by Jodi Rollins Episode 12
9th: Neil Garcia (BB9) Eliminated Episode 13
8th: Jodi Rollins (BB14) Eliminated Episode 14
7th: Ashlea Evans (BB6) Walked Episode 14
6th: Katie Hillis (New Houseguest) Entered In Episode 14 Evicted Episode 14
Giles: A little over God knows how long ago, 25 people started to play a game that has lasted way too damn long. Tonight, we hope to get one step closer to finishing as our final 8 compete to win immunity.
LAST KNOWN-
Kathy: Guys, I was just thinkig about making up something so I'm in the bottom, that way the killer doesn't suspect me.
Natalie: Oh my god, that's such a good idea!
Neil: ...
Natalie: Hey look guys, a knife! That must mean the killer poisoned his wine!
CRIME-
Ashlea: A trail, of blood, no guns, here hold this.
Donny: You sure have a lot of fancy machinery in that suit case.
Ashlea: FBI, they insited. This blood sample matches Brendon's, and it comes from a knife.
Donny: So we solved it? Can I get a poptart now?
MORGUE-
Jodi: Listen, I'm not going to die today idiots so if we can solve what happened...
Jun: Shut up and let me do my work.
Mike awkwardly stands there as Jun examines.
Jun: He was stabbed, case in point.
Jodi: Are you sure? There's not more to the story?
CASE STATEMENTS
Kathy: You poisoned Brandon! I know it. I know it's you, Natalie.
Natalie: So using my ~expert~ detective work, you poisoned Brendon. I know it's you, Kathy.
Neil: ...
Mike: You stabbed him, Jun.
Jun: Donny, you thought your innocence would lead me to believe you didn't stab him, but you're wrong.
Donny: Um, I guess Neil stabbed him? He's awful quiet.
Jodi: IT'S ASHLEA! I KNOW IT, AND SHE STABBED HIM.
Ashlea: Using DNA finger prints and analysis, the killer stabbed him, and it's 95% a women.
Giles: Neil, you are scared because you literally never said a single thing.
Neil: Screw that.
Giles: Neil, thankfully for you, my time here is up, and you are leaving the competition alive. The murder, will reveal themselves to you all shortly.
Julie: Thank you Giles, while we wait for that, let's spy on the house-guests, all accuse each other.
The final 7 are all arguing and screaming at each other as the scene fades to black.
1. Kathy Hillis (BB12)
2. Donny Thompson (BB16)
3. Mike Lubinski (BB5)
4. Jun Song (BB4)
5. Natalie Cunial (BB9)
6. Jodi Rollins (BB14)
7. Ashlea Evans (BB6)
PLACEMENTS
25th: Jodi Rollins (BB14) Lost Day One Competition Episode 1 Returns In Episode 6
24rd: Jacob Heald (BB9) Voted Out Episode 1
23nd: Neil Garcia (BB9) Left Due To Personal Issues Episode 2 Returns In Episode 6
22st: Justin Sebik (BB2) Expelled Episode 2
21th: Ashlea Evans (BB6) Medically Removed Episode 2 Returns In Episode 11
20th: Frankie Grande (BB16) Killed by Jodi Rollins Episode 2
19th: Karen Fowler (BB1) Left Due To Issues Episode 3
18th: Adria Klein (BB5) Killed by Natalie Cunial Episode 4
17th: Natalie Carrol (BB5) Killed by Natalie Cunial Episode 4
16th: Marcellas Reynolds (BB3) Voted Out Episode 4
15th: Wil Heuser (BB14) Removed For Violent Behavior Episode 6
14th: Rachel Riley (BB12) Removed For Being Annoying Episode 6
13th: Amber Siyavus (BB8) Eliminated Episode 7
12th: David Girton (BB15) Eliminated Episode 7
11th: Devin Sheppard (BB16) Killed by ? Episode 9
10th: Alison Irwin (BB4) Killed by ? Episode 10
9th: Brendon Villages (BB12) Killed by ? Episode 12
8th: Neil Garcia (BB9) Eliminated Episode 13
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