Brayden_
American college campuses have gone to shit.
Smoking can take decades to give smokers lung cancer. But college can give women the cancer of feminism as early as their first semester.
Why aren’t there warning labels on college?
Warning: College may turn you into an extremely unloveable woman.
Warning: College may ensure cats are your only close companions.
Warning: College may quadruple your body piercings and quintuple your BMI.
Speaking of smoking, have you noticed America’s nanny state never controls the really unhealthy behaviors that plague our culture? They will ban large sodas, but not put a waiting period on blue hair dye.
They check ID for alcohol purchases if you look younger than 35, but do they weigh feminists before serving them venti frappuchinos? No.
Some cancer sufferers smoke medicinal marijuana to help with their appetite. Feminists, of course, don’t need any help with their appetite.
